by DoodleBaldiBFB June 30, 2022
Get the Morby mug.The local Newry street legend. He is well known in Northern Ireland and is often seen in all weather roaming the streets of Newry. His trusty steed is a bridge-end bike that's at least 600 years old. Legend has it that his Nike trainer is still in the canal and that whoever gains possession of this magical item will be granted the powers of Marty himself.
He has many accolades such as an Ulster Novice Champion at Handball (Later winning many senior titles at handball through Ireland) and a world-renowned sexiest man award under his sleeve and has the most luscious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk-like muscle tone.
You can now find Marty in both his trusty bike around the town and has a beautiful mural of such as legend himself located to the side of Nan Rices bar.
He has many accolades such as an Ulster Novice Champion at Handball (Later winning many senior titles at handball through Ireland) and a world-renowned sexiest man award under his sleeve and has the most luscious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk-like muscle tone.
You can now find Marty in both his trusty bike around the town and has a beautiful mural of such as legend himself located to the side of Nan Rices bar.
Did you see Marty Bogroll with Christmas Crackers in a Sainsbury bag hanging off his bike? It must be close to Christmas.
I've been waiting 4 Martys for my Friar Tucks! Mon' da fuck!
I've been waiting 4 Martys for my Friar Tucks! Mon' da fuck!
by justdeanful July 1, 2022
Get the Marty Bogroll mug.if one chooses to be hopeful or spiritual, a temporary "what if"-"i have no clue, i'm lost" scenario, placed in your path with the purpose of making you consider things in a different light, for your own ultimate good, and, eventually, value the prospect of living forever more, among other benefits, without feeling bored, because life just keeps going...and going...and going...on, and on, and on...forever.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
Get the mortality mug.Mort also known as NPC, usually given to people who say “Why are we like this” and use laughing emojis unironically
by juanjuan2007 July 16, 2022
Get the mort mug.The Olympian deities boasted, 'The mortals are so lowly, since they come from the mortal world, which is also called 'the lower-air' and we gods are way-up in status, since we come from the celestial godly realm, which is also called 'the upper-air', (ie. The Aether/Cosmos).'
(Please read my definition of mortal & the godly realm for more information).
(Please read my definition of mortal & the godly realm for more information).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 28, 2022
Get the Mortal world mug.A physical human with no extraordinary magical powers, divine ancestry, past-life in the godly realm or possibly any belief in magic, as well as who is from the mortal world and whose ghost's lifespan is just temporary.
A demigod mocked, 'You mortal, like most other ones, have no divine purpose in life, but just live to eat, sleep and work, unlike us demigods, so I don't understand why you exist for.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 28, 2022
Get the Mortal mug.Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
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