Morning Poop

Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Monging

A mixup of mongrel (mong) and minging

Mate you wont get her, you're monging

by Luke9380 November 3, 2019

Morning corkscrew

When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.

I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.

by uandus January 21, 2020

Morning wood

That feeling you get when you wake up and want to mine some trees in minecraft.

Mum, look at the size of the morning wood I have!

by ShampooDrinker September 13, 2021

medford morninger

It's like a nooner only sooner. The act of sexual intercourse in the morning. Usually before going to work

Brady: Hey I am going over to my boyfriend's for a nooner!

Scott: Thats cool, but my girlfriend just gave me a medford morninger!

by smileycop December 9, 2008

Early morning sacrifice

1.) The piece of food, or candy you eat in the morning after brushing your teeth. The purpose, for eating this "sacrifice" is, for it to take the "toothpaste" taste out of your mouth so that you can then eat something else worth your while, and not have a bad taste to it.

Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12

Should I eat a granola bar, or have a starburst, for my early morning sacrifice?

That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.

by TheRealPandaSwag February 22, 2012

Grab morning by the biscuit

A morning hand job

he asked her to "grab morning by the biscuit", and when she did, he spent the rest of the day doing stuff for her.

by JJjr April 12, 2013