joy the midget freak

a person who is small in stature and mind. A ' Joy the midget freak' is often a loner, someone who doesn't intergrate well with other living beings. Someone who always think they are right, but very rarely are.

Generally a oxygen theif not liked by others.

Oh my god look at your gunger hair your such a joy the midget freak

by vag4life January 6, 2008

MIDGET MAFIA

Da' Midget Mafia resydes rite outa' da P-Town PRojeCtS nukkaa.. deez gangstas down ta cap any o' ya'll who ova 5'7"(betta recanizeee) --they r known ta be da baddest most dangerous mafia known to mankind
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MM4L

tha midget mafia once wiped out an entire population of people over 5'7" in Lehighton, Pennsylvania

by V4L October 22, 2006

midget

abnormally small limbs and torso but unbeleivably large head and forehead.
The are surprisingly strong they have all the strength of ten men compressed in to their little midget body

look at that midget he is so cute i want to kiss his huge forehead

by bean May 27, 2003

midget rumbler

while having sex, a midget rumbler is replacing yourself with a pig when your partner closes her eyes and hitting her in the head with a hammer after she notices.

yo i heard anna nicole smith died from a midget rumbler.
also
"oh shit man we killed her" (to the pig)

by sam Bryant October 16, 2007

Midget Lightning storm

When someone has a foot fetish consisting of only midgets, many many midgets, who constantly pee on that person one after another

Hey man how was your first night in vegas?
Good I had a threesome and totally felt greatvafter, how bout you?
Great I won three hundred bucks and celebrated by treating myself to midget lightning storm , but i'll tell you it wasn't cheap.

by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III January 7, 2011

midget

The most amazing species on the world, short and cute.

"aww midget! your so adorable!"

by jadeeyx June 1, 2009

ginger minger

Whats worse than being a minger? Being a ginger minger (on this occasion ginger is pronounced like minger (or singer for those who are unfamiliar with it)).
A redhead who's visual appearance makes you want to vomit.

How drunk was Paul last, pulling that ginger minger? I've seen fish I'd rather snog!

by Boc2 December 3, 2007