midgetitcher

kevin who itches midgets

i saw midgetitcher at the mall today itching a midget

by bananna March 11, 2005

Midget free

As in to be without ones small children. Anything under 4 foot 9 inches is considered a midget. Not intended to offend less taller adults.

" Me and Amber are midget free this weekend so, we're clubbin."

by El castor May 20, 2009

midget hitler

Someone who came be very nice at times who a few people like(and or worship) and can be mean and sometimes outright aggressive at others. very short, hence 'midget'. Can also be referred to as the spazz, a miny Hitler, or that really short/ aggressive person.

Girl1:Hey, aare you still having that sleep-over tomorrow night?
Girl2:Yeah.
Girl1:Who else is invited?
Girl2: Not midget hitler thats for sure, I like my house in one piece, thank-you!

by Shadow_Casters' Friend May 25, 2010

midget dyke

A female or a male where you can not tell whether it is a girl or a boy and they are unusually short. Its definition is closely related to MB, midget bitch.

wtf, is that a girl midget or boy midget. It's just a midget dyke.

by peewhee June 4, 2010

And might I add, you'd look good in pinstripes.

When you want to fuck a girl badly, and you let her know she'd look good naked.

M: Hey, want to go to the beach tomorrow?
F: Sure. I can't wait.
M: That's awesome. And might I add, you'd look good in pinstripes.

by DarkClent31 June 6, 2018

poopin on midgets

When you shit on a fucking midget

I've been poopin on midgets

by Mrigloo506 March 5, 2014

Sideways barefoot midget

Ejaculating on a girls face at an angle while putting your foot in her ass

Sideways barefoot midget

by Weirdwun September 5, 2016