Southern Middle School

A school located in southern Pennsylvania. If a crack head were to shit in a bag, light it on fire, and drop it off at the neighborhood whore house, the ashes of the shit would be Southern Middle School. Within three seconds of being in the damn school you've already contacted three types of illnesses, one most likely being herpes. One third of the students are weeaboo nerds who's faces look like pepperoni pizzas from all their acne, one third are the whores who suck dick in the wrestling room when they should be in English class and smoking pot in the bathrooms when they should be in gym, and one third are the stupid fucks you find on Instagram posting about their, "Squad goals" and fighting over useless drama. The teachers most likely got their degrees online for 20 bucks, and make up the stupidest rules the Earth has ever seen. God forbid you go to the guidance or main office for help, where the drunk clerks won't even recognize you're there and the druggie counselers will tell you about how you need to, "Be happy" and, "Remember that the bullies only pick on you because they're insecure themselves." By the time you're leaving the building, you've contracted an STD and two other illnesses, inhaled the vape and weed smoke that's somehow all over the school, been verbally abused by both the shit teachers and the shit students, and are probably looking for the quickest way to kill yourself so you don't have to experience the same bullshit over again.

"Why do you look like you want to kill yourself?"

"I go to Southern Middle School."

by ._._._Anonymous._._._. January 7, 2017

Normandin Middle School

a school filled with 13 year olds who vape and take pictures in the bathroom. all the females are ratchet. ghetto people love this school and love to cuss the teachers out because there “tripping”. Some classes hold the most ghetto kids that are 15-16 years old. If you go to the success center you are a confirmed cool kid. Mr. Borowitz will write you up if you have your phone out though, he will be the only teacher to do this, it’s because he thinks the ghetto kids are contacting their friends to “shoot up the place.” All the “light skins” like the “light skin” security guard so they won’t let you disrespect him or they’ll “beat your ass on dead dogs.” The other security guard looks like Raini Rodriguez so all the ghetto kids also bully her but no one cares. All of the sport teams are terrible, they don’t win anything, except when the Guatemalans play on the soccer team, then you will see a win every once in a great while. Most of the teachers try to teach but will get yelled at by the black kids in the back of the class because “they don’t need to fucking know this shit.” So teacher will then cry because they are pussies. But in conclusion, Normandin Middle School is a terrible School because of all the ghetto kids that come straight out of the 8 projects surrounding the school, and teachers aren’t actually teachers.

Fairhaven/Dartmouth Friend: “You go to Normandin Middle School?”

You: “Yes!”

Friend: “Wow don’t get beat up or shot up ‘on dead dogs.’”

by Frat Boy from Brockton February 27, 2019

The Midwit Paradox

The Midwit Paradox is a phenomenon where a midwit or group of midwits cannot understand an out groups arguments, because they can't spot fallacious arguments that they and their own in group makes. How can anyone expect them to understand out group concepts & ideas when they can't spot the most blatant and openly fallacious mistakes of their own ideas?

Example of The Midwit Paradox:

Midwit: Significant disparities between racial groups can only be indicative of environmental or genetic reasons, and that any environmental factor must be racism!
Rationalist: That's a black & white fallacy. That is erroneous because many environmental factors such as culture, religion, and the differing traditional values, or various nuances that come with them are based on free choice. Anyone spouting what you are arguing via reductio ad absurdum would be forced to conclude that free will is somehow racist... which is ridiculous.
Midwit: No it's not, you're just rambling nonsense! The experts agree with me! That's not the consensus! SOUUUURRRCEEE? You're bad and a newtsee! Anyone else who agrees with you is also bad and a newtsee/boogeyman! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Rationalist: *Facepalm*

by ApplesPotatoGardner October 17, 2023

bala cynwyd middle school

This middle school is so fucked up. Its full of rapist teachers who eat pb and j sandwiches in the teachers lounge. The teachers are thunder fucks. The kids are mainly separated into groups. 1. The fuck boys. They hook up with an average of 11 girls a school year, and they thrive at mitzvahs. Snapchat is their main weapon.And they spend all day on urban dictionary. 2. the popular girls. They hangout with the fuckboys and try and pretend to not notice when the fuckboys stare at their white asses. They are mostly all pretty and shop at pacsun and stores at kind of Prussia mall. 3. The wanna be's. They stalk other kids on instagram and take weird pictures with their weird friends and caption It, just went to the science museum, or best day best friends. 4. the intimadating black kids. All the girls go around beating up anyone who has something to say to them. They will show up to ur house and beat your white ass. That is a short definition ofur basic school in a fluent neighborhood. This school also has a group of 8th grade stoners.

Jake : I go to Bala cynwyd middle school

Will: oh. do you juul?

by urbangod11 December 3, 2018

Country club middle

One of the most best schools in dade county period! This school is pretty fun but garbage at the same time bc of gutteriez. There alot of shit talkers in this school there hoes that will suck your dick for a $1 “period”. Girls date every guy in this school! All you do in this school is vape .

Country club middle is full of thots.

by Yourlocalwhores March 25, 2019

John Long Middle School

a school where people think they all that and a school where it’s so easy to make friends you’ll literally get snaked by every single one of them. girls think it’s cool to try and take pics of it and drama is their main priority. BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT, teachers here can be chill. some you’ll legitimately hate.

there’s so much drama at john long middle school

by who knows 🥰. October 19, 2019

Middle school love

1.A relationship that starts in middle school and has a low chance of being life long.

2.Something that haunts me to this day

3. A pointless relationship that only includes mainly awkward hugs, winks, smiles, conversations, and constant use of the term "I love you"

LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: OMAHGAWD I luv That gurl over there.
MAT: are u guys dating or something?
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: YUS WE'VE BEEN DATING FO THREE WEEKS!!!
MAT: It won't last that's just middle school love.
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: FOOL! I shall make it last then.

by artfoxMS April 7, 2015