Swift Middle School

Great teachers, great principals, absolute straight up plastic for food, white trash including horse girls, vsco girls, nicotine addicts, potheads, pot sellers, school shooters, basic thots who think they're thiqqqq with 4 q's, and fake hicks and hillbillys. The food is radioactive waste from the peach bottom power plant. The water from the water fountains is straight chlorine from my grandmother's pool. Off brand Charli Damelio's are EVERYWHERE looking for Lil Huddy. Only half the clocks work. go follow @solanco_garbage on instargram!
I go to Swift Middle School in Solanco. Its trash!
by wsxcvbnmko January 21, 2020
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Eastlake Middle School

fucking shithole where are them “relevant” kids be smoking and fighting like it’s some cool shit. they be talkin shit about everyone and when someone be talkin shit about them they go all off, they be petty asf. they think they the shit. that hellhole be getting everyone suspended. fucking melodie jade hernandez, ew. she snitch in everyone with her pussy ass who got bullied out of that school. she got slapped by samira and cried. she said she would drop her ass the the ground. bitch tf. she a hoe tryna fuck every guys who desperate.
by yalldontneedtoknowme April 18, 2019
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mission middle school

a gay ass school where all gay people go. no one knows how to act. lesbians all over the place. rats everywhere. ratchet ass girls. just gay in general.
oml did you hear about all the lesbians at mission middle school?
by josiejay2 March 15, 2019
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Central Middle School

A public school in the center of Greenwich, Connecticut, Central Middle School teaches grades 6-8. It is One of the three middle schools in the Greenwich Public School System, or GPS, Eastern and Western being the other two. While Western is commonly know as the ghetto school and Eastern is commonly known as the preppy school, there is controversy over Central's standings. While many think it is the nerdy school, having by far the best test scores, others think of it as a mix, as there are many prominent cliques of nerds, ghetto wannabees (it is Greenwich), and preps. Central is known for its great faculty and good test scores. It produces children far more cultured and usually with more intellect then the Greewnich Private Schools such as Greenwich Academy, Brunswick, or Stanwich. The elementary schools North Street (the best elementary school ever), Julian Curtiss, Cos Cob, and half of Parkway feed into it. Central is overall the best middle school in Greewnich. GO COUGARS!
Lexi: I'm so sad I am leaving Parkway. But next year we'll be 6th graders! I'm soooo excited about going to Central. Like, aren't you?
Taylor: I'm po'd because I have to go to Western! You're so lucky, Western is like, eew. I wish I could go to Central!
Lexi: Yeah, Central's the best. GO COUGARS!

Central Middle School dominates over the other middle and private schools in Greewnich.
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Millburn Middle School

there are two sides to this middle school. for one, the popular kids. they are all jewish, white, and have daddys money. they are entitled, toxic, and i do not recommend ever becoming friends with one of them. even if one of them seems nice, they will tell their whole friend group and will tell the whole school. the girls wear tight lulu lemon leggings that show off their nonexistent ass. the boys wear basketball shorts, or sweatpants. both gender groups wear nothing but bat/bar-mitzvah sweatshirts. the boys think they are from the getto because they listen to the same 5 rappers on repeat and say offensive slurs. they are all very stupid and buy their way to A’s. just in summary, they are spoiled, toxic, entitled, rude, and gross. then there are the non-popular kids. these kids are the kids you want to be around. you most likely will find a friend here. they are mostly very true and loyal. but watch out for the gays/emos. they are all super nice and fun but you kinda do have to watch what you say around them or else they will drop you faster than you can think no apology’s accepted. they will and are very good friends though. in this school though, be carful of who you trust. your information will be spread faster than a California wild fire if you tell the wrong person. . if you go to this school please be careful. people body shame, slut shame, are homophobic, racist, abilist, etc. when i used to go here my mental health dropped so low it was insane.
wait what is the middle school full of white spoiled entitled trash again…?
oh thats just millburn middle school
by jekdkakdhsjbd February 11, 2022
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