by GLaDOS's Mailer Daemon September 02, 2010
A really tiny fucking douchebag of a guy who won't shut the fuck up sometimes. Like these people are genuinely so mind-numbingly atrocious in their habits that it cannot be understated how unpleasant it is to be in this man's vicinity. Often plays mobile games in social environments to compensate for his lack of looks and social skills, as well as donning the haircut of a greasy beach bum, as well as his goblin-like appearance making for an absurdly grotesque sight. If you ever happen to come across a man named Max Blake, there is, under no circumstance, a reason to greet this person.
he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.
he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.
Man 1: Hey man, what do you want to do today?
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!
by JewLova1952 June 01, 2022
a smaller version of a guy named max. probably watches anime. probably lives with his parents. it's fine though.
by mastermemerdreamer January 19, 2018
-"Hey da ist Max Maier"
-"Wer ist Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier lutsch meine Eier"
Translates to:
-"Hes that's Max Maier"
-"Who's Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier suck my balls"
-"Wer ist Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier lutsch meine Eier"
Translates to:
-"Hes that's Max Maier"
-"Who's Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier suck my balls"
by Kami_kazuya August 31, 2022
Someone who has lots of energy and is super funny, but can also get serious. He has lots of sad boy hours but always keeps his head up. Also is very good at getting us kicked out of Walmart by riding a baby bike 😂
Max Armstrong is a vibe
by The best obviously 🙄 February 10, 2021
Short for Maxium Mody, the GOAT of highschool basketball. Used to describe somebody who excels in something.
Zain: “I just got a 100% on my Calc test!”
Maya: “You’re the max mody of math!”
Om: “I just got a home run”
Jibran: “You’re Max Mody!”
Maya: “You’re the max mody of math!”
Om: “I just got a home run”
Jibran: “You’re Max Mody!”
by mshahonlydubs April 02, 2023