Matt Mannerisms

When you do something relatable that you think Matt would do.

Dave: I have a class in 10 minutes about social studies, im gonna sleep through it.
Jasiah: That's what i call, Matt Mannerisms.

by Probably_Matt March 22, 2021

Matt’s alright

The best content creator out there, also the driver of the Sus Bus™.

Matt’s alright, especially on Thursdays 🥸

1: you hear about Matt?
2:yea, i’ve heard Matt’s alright.

by Bes Mean May 26, 2021

Matt Shultz

Matt Shultz is the lead singer in cage the elephant and is also married to Malayha Shultz.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of the band cage the elephant?
Person 2: Oh yeah I love that band! Did you know the lead singer is Matt Shultz?
Person 1: Yup! Isn’t he married to Malayha Shultz?
Person 2: Yes!

by sparkle jump rope queen June 14, 2021

Matt’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Matt” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Matt over there! Matt’s dick size is 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022

Matt from Centennial

A terrible person, Matt gets no bitches and likes men.

Hey you know Matt from Centennial ? He likes dick in his ass

by Nfjdjfjf September 7, 2022

Mahitha

Mahitha is the sexiest person I know. She’s a bitch at first but as u get to know her she’s more of a bitch, jk?!
She’s very smart and always tops classes. Sigma male alpha vibes ong. She’s a player and pulls a lot of chicks and dicks. She’s very funny, she almost makes me piss with laughter. Icon.

Is your friend a mahitha???
No, she wishes she was.

by anonymous November 15, 2022

Nasty Matt

An overwhelmingly disgusting, and sometimes funny male named Matt. Who roams myspace hitting on and insulting females. He bakes "e-cookies" or whatever. Also he spams the myspace chat rooms like an immature little child.

I hope Nasty Matt doesn't come and spam this chatroom.

by matt543111 October 16, 2008