Matthew Bisson

A total dickhead in my class who always pisses me off and who i Vow to take revenge on all of his family and everything he loves.

Once Matthew Bisson had pissesed me off for the last time, i burnt down his house and murdered all of his family

by Mr Picekle May 12, 2019

Matthew Stafford

1. the Detroit Lions starting Quarterback for the past 11 years

2. being the only Person in a group project/any group activity wo cares for the outcome.

Martha Ford: Should we get defenders on our team?

Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.

by Cantguardme035 May 7, 2020

Matthew gray gubler

a yummy hunk of a pipe cleaner who stars in criminal minds.

he's hot btw

"hey is that matthew gray gubler i think i saw him on criminal minds

by gublergramm November 27, 2020

matthew chan

the kindest most huggable beautiful soul ever. with the MOST GORGEOUS BROWN NON-POOP COLORED EYES EVER. WOW, MAN. HIS EYES ARE JUST SO EYEBALL-LIKE AND SO SIMILAR TO THE THINGS HUMANS USE TO SEE WITH. when i see this man, its on SIGHT. but not in the fighting way, in the hugging and cherishing way.

jess: "have you seen this guy names matthew chan?"
ashish : "no i have not, but i heard hes a hottie!!!"
liam: "oh my goodness, yeah hes the most gorg person i've ever seen"
jess: "im about to bust just thinking about him."

by bigdickjess March 28, 2021

Matthew Gay

Matthew is a gay icon. Someone looking for a cute boyfriend to cry on when things are rough. He loves all, but most do not love him. He is smart, but no one sees it. He tries to be funny, but his audience is not quite understood. Matthew is a legend, and if you are a Matthew, you're a legend too.

oh god, there's that gay wad matthew
there's matthew gay, stay away from him
*matthew laughs* everyone else: I don't get it.

by SmittyMattJunior January 4, 2022

Matthew Espinosa

Social media phenomenon across Vine, YouTube, Instagram, and Twitter who became a member of the social media group Magcon Boys alongside Aaron Carpenter, Taylor Caniff, Jack Gilinsky, Shawn Mendes, Jacob Whitesides, and Jack Johnson.
BEFORE FAME
He played football and lacrosse at Bishop Ireton High School.
TRIVIA
His presence caused a minor riot at Tyson's Corner Mall in McLean, Virginia in September 2013. In June of 2015 he celebrated passing 3 million Twitter followers.
FAMILY LIFE
He was born and raised in Woodbridge, Virginia. He has a brother named Dylan and a sister named Kristen.
ASSOCIATED WITH
He collaborates with fellow Internet sensations such as Jc Caylen and Kian Lawley.

Oh my god is that Matthew Espinosa
That is that vine guy millions of girls fell for
woah matthew espinosa looks like justin bieber

by 지우 June 28, 2015

Matthew Bellamy

Matthew James Bellamy is the lead singer, guitarist and pianist of rock group Muse.

Bellamy is known for his high vocal range.
He's an atheist.
Avoids Hard Drugs but likes Magic Mushrooms every now and then.
He's known for using Manson Guitars.
Italian Fetish.
And well known for his "Sex Face" and fan of conspiracy theories.

That Matthew Bellamy is such a good musician.

by AnthonyRosen April 2, 2007