Wal-Martians

Individuals who frequent Wal-Mart and consider it the social event of the day. Usually accompanied by a blank stare, inane conversation, ususally in the middle of an aisle, and more than likely, some sort of combination of bedclothes and trailer park chic fashions.

" I went to Wal-mart today and it was full of Wal-Martians, just standing around, taking up space, and sucking the intelligence out of me as I walked past.

by rockman08 April 5, 2006

Dean Martin

A singer back in the day that STILL is cool to this day. Almost everyone has heard his music. Also in the original Ocean's 11 with Sammy Davis Jr. and Frank Sinatra.

Person- "Dean Martin is my favorite singer!"

by SJM3 March 17, 2009

martian

A person who sees through this world easily, as if he was from a superior planet (Mars - as a first thought). Some, "advanced" Martians can even get to the point to read people's thoughts. They are known to be getting on well with Jupitarians, as both species have the same view on all brain functions among humans.

Martian bass player (more popular as "del bosque")

by anhsujam September 17, 2006

Martin

someone who ruins jokes

"you're such a martin"

by imjxmes June 5, 2018

Malibu Martyr

The act of receiving head underwater. The guy holds the girl's head underwater while she flails. The girl is not allowed to surface until the guy blows his load.

Kyle: "Dude, Fiona nearly drowned last night."
Travis: "You didn't try another Malibu Martyr did you?"
Kyle: "Heck yeah she loved it. Lack of oxygen intensifies the experience."
Travis: "You're a sick beast."

by Mount Pleasure September 3, 2009

Martel College

No such term exists. Try looking up "Martel Dormitory."

Martel is not a college.

by EOL RRF October 6, 2004

marthew

a teen iguana, usually wears a yellow hoodie and has magical powers. Often says jk alot and is extreemly bad at playing Twister.

Look! Marthew is eating sushi! HES A TERRIOST TO FISH EVERYWHERE. (JK)

by dead rag doll October 3, 2010