pussy-lapper

A lesbian who is infamously known for licking or lapping pussy like a ravage hound who hasn't drank in a week.

Sam: God damn Sarah you are quite the pussy-lapper!
Sarah: I'm sorry I just love to eat the pussy!

by Fappsy October 22, 2015

Time Lapse

a lap dance that seems to go by quickly but actually lasts for a large amount of time

I got a lap dance that seemed like a Time Lapse

by CleanPusPus69 May 1, 2017

urethra lapping

a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.

The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Fridge laps

Trying every alcoholic drink in the fridge at the bar until you either do a full lap or pass out

Me and drongo played fridge laps last week I got so shit faced I fucked a tranny

by Drink baileys out of a shoe March 19, 2019

talchcochinaratamococabezacoladelabasuratr**lapersona

a person who is extremely funny, beyond what you can imagine. very hilarious and makes you pee your pants that’s how hard you laugh. also a very spontaneous person and has very positive energy. also known as a rat and possibly my bsf. lol lol lol

talchcochinaratamococabezacoladelabasuratr**lapersona made me laugh so hard i almost started crying.

by shhhyoullneverknow December 9, 2020

emotional lapdance

Verb: The act of stimulating someone's emotional needs. When you feel like you have to exhaust yourself in a performative act to satify the emotional needs of another.

"I just can't be with him anymore! He's too dependant on me emotionally. I feel like I have to give him an emotional lapdance everyday. The constant reassurance, the unending questions. Why do I feel like he wants me to be like his mother and his therapist?"

by CharlesMonty January 22, 2021

Apple Laptops

Pieces of overpriced shit

Your an Apple Laptops

by Lichking2121 May 1, 2021