Lady boner

When your clit swells up, and so does the lips of your vagina. A tingling sensation in the crotch. Typically occurs when sexually aroused.

Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris

Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!

by Pewdiepie4life August 29, 2019

Lady Gaga

Literally the best human being ever. She’s the queen of Pop Music. She carries the whole Pop Culture on her back. She’s an amazing person and artist. Her songs inspire millions of people. She has a lot of great albums such as #bornthisway and #artpop

Someone: what’s your favourite singer?
-My favourite singer is Lady Gaga or Mother monster, she’s literally the best human being you should listen to her amazing songs!

by Bulgarian little monster 🐾 November 15, 2019

silky lady things

What southern belles pack in the bottoms of their suitcases.

Gina's upstairs putting on her silky lady things.

The bottom drawer is for my silky lady things.

by ChadNads October 14, 2007

Gash Ladder

The technique of buying girls drinks in order to get closer to the poon.

I used the gash ladder at maximum extension last night; 10 drinks got my clunge puncher wet

by hitman_heron July 22, 2009

crabs ladder

The small trail of pube-like hair that slithers up from a males (or females) pubes.
Up to the belly button.

I shaved off my Crabs Ladder last night!

by NicLauren'sole April 17, 2016

Shady the Lady

The guy on the net who knows all. Uses skills to mess with noobs and drink tea.

Shady: Mortician, story of your life?
Mortician: Shady the Lady, you penis!?

by Tommy the pommy January 8, 2009

White House Lady

1. A very upscale classy or fancy female, rarely seen in today's age.

2. A woman of high standards.

"Damn son! She must be one of those White house ladies!"

"Sorry that White house lady is out of your league."

by Redsteal April 1, 2015