man juice

The tasty liquid emerging from a man penis or cock when aroused

Fiona got me so horny my man juice went all over her tits

by Johnny Big Balls March 21, 2005

Juiced

drunk. fucked up. loaded etc

im juiced off that 5th of paul masson

by 2DizzY3 January 24, 2011

Juice Joint

Marijuana cigarette which has been laced with crack.

Terrick: Hey Marcos .. do u want to hit this shit or not?!

Marcos: Nah man. I never fuck with Juice Joints.

by MoonCricket August 23, 2005

Juiced Springsteen

Drinking too much so that you can't remember the lines to The Boss' greatest hits.

Simanto: I really can't sing Thunder Road after 2 century clubs, way to juiced springsteen.
GWAR: Ya man, I had a vodka and cran and I'm hooped on nipple shwa.
Simanto: Maybe we should break-up.

by lord_gold October 12, 2008

ejaculatory juice

what comes out during an orgasm

friend:"dude what's on your bathroom door?"

you:" oh that is my ejaculatory juice!"

by keggs December 28, 2005

willy juice

spunk, semen, jizz, goober - obvious, innit?

get willy juice in your girl's minge and she'll get pregnant, innit

by schnecke September 14, 2008

Douche Juice

Someone so worse that a douche bag that they are the juice of the douche.

I can't believe that this guy tries to fight every person that says hi to his girlfriend. He's totally a douche juice.

by Ms. P December 21, 2008