The man’s is good but he will fuck your wifey and that’s on hood. Never trust him with yo bag or yo bitch. He does NOT kiss bitches, he break they spine and break they purses. Don’t check Jesse, check yo bitch.
Man #1: Have you seen Jesse?
Man#2: No why?
Man #1: I heard he’s taking all our bitches, better hide yours to be safe.
Man#2: No why?
Man #1: I heard he’s taking all our bitches, better hide yours to be safe.
by jessesvvs November 23, 2021
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A manager without any PR skills, craving for attention, that likes to dive headfirst into drama that's completely unrelated to her, especially right after the dust has settled. She doesn't shy from being offensive, belittling and spreading misinformation.
After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
"Jess is on some twitter shit again."
"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."
"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."
"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
by WeebsInAYAYAclap July 1, 2020
Get the Jess mug.Hey um let's see I'll just describe myself jesse to me is a male whitch thinks the world is boring and stupid but you have a lot of friends to help you out with that boredom and you fantasize of stuff that will never happen you wish a lot for your family and yourself you wish this world was a little more fun with super powers and stuff like that cause to you this world is boring you also like anime you're a pretty averge person averge in everthing math science and reading or whatever you want to call it and you just want to have fun in your life
Jesse is average and very bored person
by Averge February 20, 2020
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by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025
Get the Jess Effect mug.The most caring, thoughtful, mature, good looking guy you’ll ever meet. His smile lights up the room and his laugh is beyond contagious. Any girl would be on cloud nine if he looked her way. His eyes are captivating and will give you butterflies. You are blessed if you have a Jesse in your life.
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