Japanese Teapot

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.

The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'

by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023

Japanese Boy

He said that he loved me, never would go
Oh oh, oh oh
Now I find I'm sitting here on my own
Oh oh, oh oh

Was it something I've said or done
That made him pack his bags up and run
Could it be another he's found
It's breaking up the happy home

Mister can you tell me where my love has gone
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up one morning and my love was gone
Oh, my Japanese boy
Ooh, I miss my Japanese boy

People ask about him every day
Oh oh, oh oh
Don't know what to tell them, what can I say
Oh oh, oh oh

If only he would write me or call
A word of explanation, that's all
It would stop me climbing the wall
It's breaking up the happy home

Mister can you tell me where my love has gone
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up one morning and my love was gone
Oh, my Japanese boy
Ooh, I miss my Japanese boy

Was it something I've said or done
That made him pack his bags up and run
Could it be another he's found
It's breaking up the happy home

Mister can you tell me where my love has gone
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up one morning and my love was gone
Oh, my Japanese boy
Ooh, I miss my Japanese boy

Mister can you tell me where my love has gone
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up one morning and my love was gone
Oh, my Japanese boy
Ooh, I miss my Japanese boy

by Death Menace February 4, 2023

japanese

cringe ass who thinks theyre cute or quirky or whatever they fucking is, its most especially for fatherless people who uses kaomojis, this is definitely except for japanese roblox animator, kei. kei is calm and not weird at all

japanese people made anime which made the world the

polar opposite sensation of their own characteristic mindset

by imakeweirddefinitions February 14, 2023

japa

to abandon your country in search of greener grass, usually because your country is derailing due to bad leadership.

i go soon japa, i'm working on my visa.

by August69 March 8, 2023

Japanese mud mask

The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time

My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask

by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 26, 2023

Japanese Train Pusher

During dry intercourse, the labias join one’s penis when entering the vagina.

Boy, you just Japanese Train Pusher me so hard, I don’t know if my labias will ever come back out of my vagina.

by Peter Biscuit April 23, 2023

JADAF

Just Another Day At FOO

Mike: How's work?
Peter: Fine, JADAF.

by Dancing Rocket May 26, 2023