Jacob

the most loving and caring person you’ll ever meet. he has dark brown hair and dark eyes. a beautiful smile and he is the most perfect human on this earth. if you have a jacob you know how wonderful they are but my jacob will always be the best one out there. hes funny, hes kind, hes protective but not too much, hes comforting and gives the best cuddles. hes just amazing.

person 1: “man your boyfriend is amazing!’

person 2: “yeah hes a jacob”

by anonymous January 5, 2023

Jacob

An infertile and retarded giant. He is an unfortune to everyone around it and has the beefiest of sausages. I hate this man with my soul what a cunt.

We're going to the zoo! I wanna go see the Jacobs! I love how they eat their own shit!

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023

Jacob

A stupid bitch-ass person. Someone who suffers from a lack of bitches and father figures.

Person 1: Did you meet the new kid?

Person 2: Jacob? Yeah. They're so ugly.

by 28Avocados February 3, 2023

Jacob

An absolute masculine beast that works harder than anyone for what they want. Is such a huge fucking flame filled boulder of a man that if he took five shots of test it would make him less of one.

“Look bro he’s benching 405x20 and he’s got 3 girls with him and drives a gtr nismo”
“He’s such a fucking Jacob”

by exceptionul February 5, 2023

Jacob

Jacob one of the most dreamiest person you will ever meet he is hot, caring and loving he will be the most sweetest guy you will ever meet he doesn't care about money all he cares is about you so if u have a Jacob try to keep him in your life and never let him down.

Person 1: OMG LOOK ITS JACOB
Person 2: he's so dreamy🤤
Person 3: HE'S GONNA BE MINE
Person 4: NO HE'S GONNA BE MINE

by SpunkyComet February 10, 2023

Jacob

They’re normally men or boys who are built like pennywise, they are very awkward around their crushes and tend to wanna dry hump them. They are total attention seekers who casually dress like an Edgar, and joke about serious topics. They normally can’t get over past girlfriends/crushes cause once they fall they fall hard. They’ll act like your slave if they really like you and tend to hate their girl’s friends. If it’s not the Jacob from Twilight, he’s probably very unattractive

Noemi: “Ew Jacob just said he wants to make out with me!”

Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”

Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin”

by ReebokWearingPickMe February 12, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is chronically thinking about smart stuff and girls. He is a boy not yet a man though he is very skux and will send paragraphs of text to a girl he likes, Jacobs usually live in Utah and work at first Little Caesars and then Chick-Fil-A HE IS GOATED WITH THE SAUCE (well kind of). He has a friend that is more goated with the sauce than he. Jacob is chronically in the garbage can stealing whatever bottles he can to get free money and to build robots. Heh.

OMG JACOB HE'S SO ummmmmmmmm well he certainly is Jacob! And HOT
SKUX MASTERS APPRENTICE JACOB
Whoever goes to prom with Jacob will love him as a date
Hah Jacob gay
Jacob is a person

by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023