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jackelene

This creature is usually tall in stature but short in smarts! Then tend to have bubble butts. They are oOBSESSED with Timothée Chalamet! They are closeted pot smokers! They are sweet, loyal and super funny I guess..(eye roll)! 😘
Jackelene ... I know that Hawái is part of the United States but since it’s an island does that mean they have the same president as us?!?!
by Gdsaa February 19, 2018
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jacked back

when a person is so high on drugs they are stuck over doing something & don't even realize they are doing it or how they look in public.
That chick come in the store to get a drink and started reorganizing the shelf. She was jacked back for about an hour doing it.
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Jacked

To get suspended from Twitter. Named after founder and CEO Jack Dorsey. Similar to Zucced.
Donald Trump got Jacked after being accused of inciting the Capitol riot on Twitter.
by thenabster126 March 15, 2021
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Chap-Jacked

To lose all effectiveness of your chapstick only moments after application. A chap-jacking usually occurs when an individual is approached by another shortly after applying their chapstick.

A few effective methods of conducting a chap-jacking as followed:

- The Quick-Turn - an individual applies their chapstick and finds themselves flung around in a fury by another who then, almost instantly, uses their lips to rapidly mooch off of the victim's chap rub-off.
- The Table-Jumper - after applying chapstick, an individual may find another, originally sitting directly across from them, to now be all-up-in-yo-face. And your chapstick has been scavenged by your unsuspected neighbor.

Various methods of approach have been witnessed, but the given two are how you might find yourself being chap-jacked.

A chap-jacking results in complete loss of applied chapstick. There is no hope in retaliation to such an attack as the suspect will almost always be found to be lost in a storm of arousal. By the time you find that your stolen chapstick has seeped entirely into the suspect's lips, you could have been far away, enough to almost consider yourself safe from a rebound attack.

You should know immediately that you've come across a chap-jacker when your eyes almost fatefully meet with those of another individual whose lips seem to be crusting, peeling, and bleeding.
As Czarina Yanina prepared for her departure, she innocently applied her Blistex chapstick. As she realized what she has done, her Kniaz Collin has swept her in his arms in what she believed to be a romantic grasp. She was left cold on the curb as her chapstick had been jacked. The echoes rang, "...chap-jacked...".
by ChapAJapJap March 14, 2011
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Planet Jackers

In the Invader Zim universe, the Planet Jackers are a faction of aliens that steal planets and other celestial bodies with a massive towing vessel. They sneak up on unsuspecting planets and enclose them in a hollow, metal bubble. The inside of the sphere is one big television screen, which projects a sky so no one knows what happened. The planet then begins to experience random quakes across the globe as a result of the pull from when they change direction. The Planet Jackers' homeworld orbits a dying sun forcing them to throw planets into it like fire wood to keep it burning. After a series of seismic events and interferences of his equipment, Zim deduces that the Planet Jackers have set their sights on Earth. Realizing he won't be able to conquer Earth if they take it, Zim attempts to reason with the Jackers by citing what had apparently been previously established as the Irken/Planet Jackers Treaty stating "all planets marked for conquest by the Irken military are to be left where they are." The Jackers inform Zim that Earth was not, in fact, marked and was fair game. Because Zim's mission of conquest on Earth was, unbeknownst to him, actually his exile and Earth itself was really never officially sanctioned for invasion, he thinks these Jackers are attempting to violate the treaty and is forced to stop them on his own. After managing to cut open the metal bubble and freeing the Earth, Zim towed it back to our solar system, ready to be invaded by him.
"The Irken Empire will destroy me if they come to check on my progress and find the planet missing! I have to stop the Planet Jackers if I am to be left with a planet to invade!" -Zim
by Razorglove July 31, 2011
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Cold Jacked

80's ganster rap slang for theft, burglary, robbery, etc.

The word cold derived from the slang term "that's cold" meaning cold blooded or without feelings.

The word jack is slang for steal...still commonly used today.
Example: Damn cuz...you got cold jacked!

Translation: Dang...somebody stole your car!
by j money 76 December 18, 2011
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status jacker

one who copies and pastes others staus updates and uses them as their own. this behaviour is only acceptable if a link to the original author is included, as to give them the credit.
did you see what johns status is? he status jacked me! john is a status jacker!
by howareya3896 February 2, 2013
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