Gabby Jacked

When someone leaves their significant other for someone new and pulls out the uno reverse and goes right back. Curving the new party.

Dave was Gabby Jacked after he convinced Gabby to leave Jack for him. When one week later she returned to Jack.

by GLanes January 25, 2022

Absolutely Jacked

Broghan.

Broghan is absolutely jacked as absolutely jacked is Broghan.

by Steenmachine December 24, 2021

Slam Jacked

The state of being extremely drunk, beyond recovery.

Man 1: yo, is Bob coming tonight?

Man 2: I don't think so man, he got slam jacked last night

by Steepedingrey January 2, 2022

The Jackel

An infamous criminal from Mexico. He is referred to as a "Jackal" because of his slickness and speed. Though, he was supposedly killed in a duel in 1902.

"Oh, The Jackel. He was quite the trouble." -Mexican Officer 1897

by TeJaquel April 8, 2022

Royally Jacked

Fucked up beyond the definition of words, while trying to convey in a professional and concise manner that it cannot be repaired and/or remedied in a short span of time, because of an outside circumstance or obligation.

I have royally jacked my shoulder working the past week with a rotatory cuff injury, because I needed to pay my rent and couldn't afford time off work. I'm going to need to take 1 - 3 weeks off work for it to heal correctly.

by Royal Jack January 7, 2023

Whip-Jacked

Getting punched in the face so hard, that you get whiplash.

“Bro, David got into a fight yesterday!”
“Yeah I know, I heard he got Whip-Jacked and passed the fuck out!”

by Charlie The Moth Man January 18, 2023

planeswalker jace

that one dude from hit card game magic the gathering

planeswalker jace use bubble beam

by yes=horny=boi February 13, 2023