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dry jack

The ability to perform serious masterbation on one's self without the use of genital lubrication which may lead to the inevitable cock chafe!
Keep that dry jacking shit up and its bound to fall off Jimmy!
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
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Jack

Jack is the most perfect person. They have blue eyes that look like a clear ocean, and a smile that can light a whole room. Their jokes and pickup lines know no bounds, and put a comedian to shame. Their incredible height is as big as their personality. They insist that chivalry isn't dead and rush to open doors or pay for that special someone. Anytime you have a bad day you can talk to Jack. They are a shoulder to cry on and cry with. They hate to talk about themself but always want to hear about your day. They are very passionate but don't show it. They have a plethora of intelligence but claim it doesn't exist. Jack is the best person to have a movie night with. They love to cuddle and will curl up into your arms. They're always cold and will use you as their own personal space heater. They are always wearing hoodies and will trade their hoodies for their partner's. They have a wonderful fashion taste and can look good in any clothes, male or female. They spend all their time trying to please others; once they find that person who cares for them as much as they care for others they hold onto them. Jack is a caring person who gives their all to their friends and partners. They act nice to everyone until they aren't worthy of their affection. They only open up to the people who have gained their trust. Even then they don't tell that person everything. Jack is a great friend and even better partner. They make anyone's day better and hold a special place in everyone's heart.
Jack is a great friend I can't believe I've only talked to him this year.
by shortbi June 3, 2020
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jack hammond

The act of anal sex so hard that the arsehole folds out and splits open.
Man, I Jack Hammond her!
by Josh Cassar November 15, 2007
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jack and balls

When a bartender inserts one or both of his testicles into a jack and coke...to produce a slightly salty taste.
Hey Bartender A round of Jack and Balls for the table please.
by Rickhaha March 31, 2008
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Jack off queen

A woman who is so hot that ever time you see her it makes you want to go and jack off.
Ever time I see Kathy I keep thinking about how good it would be to fuck her till I get home and can jack off. And that is an example of a jack off queen.
by Deep blue 2012 February 1, 2010
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Jack Brown

When you go down on a girl and she shits or farts on your face
"Hey man heard you gave that girl a jack brown"
by jack knighthawk brown December 8, 2014
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Jack Daniels

A not particularly fantastic yet exceedingly popular whiskey. I find that it's most drinkable induced straight in copious amounts, which will lead to an absolute cunt of a hangover often accompanied by partial memory loss; however, it appears to be most popular in Coca Cola or on the rocks. Take it how you like it - Jack Daniels is not a drink to be savoured, unlike a good single malt whisky like Laphroaig or a traditional Kentucky Bourbon like Van Winkle.

Jack Daniels is not a Bourbon but a "Tennessee sour-mash" because it employs the extra process of charcoal mellowing to add flavour, which some consider cheating the system. Incidentally, a bourbon can be made anywhere in the United States, not just Bourbon in Kentucky.

Jack Daniels is conspicuously advertised in film. Other notable examples of drinks that appear to be advertised in everything from the latest Hollywood drivel to your favourite American sitcom are Bombay Sapphire gin; Hennessy and Remy Martin Cognac; Grey Goose vodka; Dom Perignon and Veuve Clicquot Champagne.
1) I'm fucking depressed and I'm skint, so I'm going to drink a bottle of Jack Daniels and pass out on the floor.

2) I'm very suggestible and/or new to drinking, so "I'll have a JD and coke please barkeep".

3) Did you see 'Scent of a Woman'? What a load of shite. The entire plot revolved around Jack Daniels, or "John Daniels" as the protagonist affectionately called it.
by Neil Fox December 1, 2006
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