Jesse, a proper noun, meaning, “God exists”. Jesse is usually a Capricorn which by default are the hardest workers of the zodiac sign. They are ambitious, determined, materialistic and strong. Jesse is born shrewd. Don’t cross a Jesse. You will never win favor with them again.
Jesse walks on water.
by The mad hatter November 23, 2021
Get the Jessemug. The guy who takes 3 weeks of sick days at school while ordering pizza every day getting fatter by the minute
He's pulling a Jesse Lees again
by sfgdhvskjdbgaijbsdv December 1, 2022
Get the Jesse Leesmug. by Jane mindy November 7, 2020
Get the jesse janemug. Omg that’s Jess
by Sexybugga1010 July 12, 2022
Get the Jessmug. Flu-like symptoms.
A person who hugs somebody and they immediately show flu-like symptoms.
The person who always makes everybody sick.
A person who hugs somebody and they immediately show flu-like symptoms.
The person who always makes everybody sick.
"I saw Jesse and now I have flu-like symptoms"
"I have flu-like symptoms, so now I have Jesse"
"Is Jesse around? I have the flu"
"I have flu-like symptoms, so now I have Jesse"
"Is Jesse around? I have the flu"
by Dinomus.Prime April 12, 2022
Get the Jessemug. 
A manager without any PR skills, craving for attention, that likes to dive headfirst into drama that's completely unrelated to her, especially right after the dust has settled. She doesn't shy from being offensive, belittling and spreading misinformation.
After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
"Jess is on some twitter shit again."
"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."
"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."
"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
by WeebsInAYAYAclap July 1, 2020
Get the Jessmug.