It's a day in September in which people are encouraged to act like the gayest assholes in the fucking world.
by JeffersonWheelchair May 07, 2022
It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.
I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.
by boy_thumperton May 10, 2017
October 17 is International hate the French day. So spend today hating the French more then you normally do
by Jwharris44 October 17, 2022
Gay ass school with no proper aircon. Got pee everywhere in the toilet and damn fucking noisy. The teachers damn inconsiderate and also look out for some CB chers annoying ass scolding ppl for petty mistakes
by that average student August 21, 2021
The most helling and toxic school in jeddah. As soon as you see ms monas face(or literally any teachers face) you will have a nightmare of 3 dyslexic men molesting you in the sad excuse of a school library. How can a school be so gay but so homophobic at the same time is what everyone is wondering? the bathroom stalls are so small to the point that every time you try to walk into one you feel like jiafei walking through a small alley way or smthn. It also constantly smells like tropical lush ice cream because of the amount of 7th graders tryna down their vapes in there. Students are almost constantly bullying or being bullied. Get out of jis or you will be doomed for life.
by Kanye west is my dad November 23, 2023
The most helling school in Jeddah ever as soon as you see ms Mona’s face ur gunna get a nightmare about 3 dyslexic men molesting you in the sad excuse of a school library. How can a school be so gay yet so homophobic at the same time? The bathroom stalls are so tiny to the point where when ur tryna go into a stall you feel like a jiafei meme walking through a small alley. it also smells like tropical ice cream watermelon because of the amount of 7th graders tryna vape in the stalls. Don’t ever go to JIS and if you’re already there, get out before it’s too late and you’re set to fail for life.
by Kanye west is my dad November 23, 2023
by kamo315 October 12, 2023