Expired Milk

Milk that is past the "use by" date printed on the container. It will smell bad, taste sour, and will begin to form large nasty chunks. If ingested, can cause many long hours of vomiting and diarrhea.

"Hey you didn't drink that expired milk in the fridge did you?!"

"That was expired! Ew, now I'm going to get sick!"

by Ashlie Mae January 21, 2012

Milk Dud

When you put a dab in the tip of your dick and cum into your nail for a milky hit from your rig.

I burnt my dick doing this milk dud but I'm so high I can't even feel it yet.

by Boner negro July 26, 2019

milk and cookies

that dope song by melanie martinez

have you heard "milk and cookies"? it's from the album cry baby.

by expungebob November 30, 2019

chocolate milk

A novel that reads quickly; any book that continuously engrosses the reader so much that the book is generally completed in little time; a page-turner. Like chocolate milk, at book that is stimulating and pleasurable to ingest.

I finished the whole Lestat series in less than two weeks. It was chocolate milk.

by v1rg1lt1bbs April 8, 2009

Chocolate Milk

after ass fuckin your lucky girl you have her give you a nice blowjob til u nut in her mouth...voila! Chocolate Milk!

i fucked your mom rippin that booty up then i made her clean my dick off in her mouth...sucked it real good til i came in her mouth and served her some CHOCOLATE MILK!

by Just Call Me Farmer John December 27, 2009

Milk Monkey

One who milks a job for all its worth and will squeeze every ounce of milk out of said job. Swinging from
tit to tit milking anything they can get there hands on.

That milk monkey Tobin sure has suck that cow dry.
Couldn't get another drop out of any of those tits if his life depended on it. Believe me if there was a drop milk in a stone, Tobin could squeeze it out.

by The Stiffis May 27, 2010

Milk Jug

the gallon jug your uncle Jerry can fill up with his hard white within 30 days. he is a porn addict and if he is withdrawn from any type of pornography, he will need to be on life support urgently.

Jimmy's Friend: do you want to hang out after school
Jimmy: I can't. Uncle Jerry filled up another milk jug, and i have to mail it to my grandma
Jimmy's Friend: oh poop

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019