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canada's history

When two or more Canadians, in a snowy field, strip each other down only using moose antlers until each victim is a bloody mess of antler scrapes all over their body. Then, maple syrup is poured over each as the shove the Stanley Cup up their rears while reciting the Canadian Mounty's oath of freedom.
Hey Bob, I heard it just snowed again- wanna go do "Canada's History" in my backyard? I've got the Stanley Cup on loaner.
by skullanator February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

Doing a hooker bareback on a moose with syrup on it while galloping towards the Stanley Cup
Last night, I tried Canada's History. It was exhilarating.
by Richard Dick Swett February 5, 2010
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Clearing history

The act of wiping ones rusty Sherif badge after a hard wired or WI-Fi down load
Have been for a hard wired down load in there the big roll is rough I felt like not Clearing history
by Spogetastic July 7, 2016
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Canada's History

A sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
After Steve showed Kate Canada's history, she wasn't able to walk straight for a month.
by Silent Bob 420 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The vile act of having sex while one person is wearing moose antlers and the other is bent over the Stanley cup with her head in the cup, which is filled with maple syrup. Note: some forms include both people being covered in maple syrup
Hockey Player 1: Hey hoser, I had a wild night last night.

Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?

Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!
by colbertnationdotcom February 10, 2010
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internet history

the one thing you DONT want your parents looking through
(dad) son, we are gonna check your internet history

(son) (shit)
by stovO33 May 23, 2023
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