Harhoe

A common term for a person who is easily offended when people take his/her fries. Often found in the anger management confinement unit, waving it's arms and yelling, "Harhoe! Harhoe! They keep calling me Harhoe." Common responses to most questions from this strange hemaphroditic creature are "I don't care anymore!" or "It doesn't matter to me!" Is known for being more pungent smelling than a skunks spray. Also has a record on the mile run of 15:23.

WARNING: Direct contact with skin will result in immediate fungul infections. If spotted, contact Animal Control immediately and seek shelter.

That harhoe just threw its fries at me!

OMG! Get the phone! It's a HARHOE!!!

Dude, take a shower, you smell like a harhoe!

by alksdjlkasjdfk April 7, 2010

Hardcoreholic

Hardcore music fanatics.

Only hardcore poser will listen to emoshit music. A hardcoreholic will never listen to that shit.

by Andiz Grounder April 13, 2010

hard spro

a hard spro refers to a double-shot of espresso (aka a spro) that is both (1) delicious and (2) hits the spot, hard, giving one a perceived boost enabling sustained focus on work, typically work conducted at the coffee shop which served the hard spro.

I'm never going to finish this report without a hard spro.

by sproho January 21, 2011

Harnold Palmer

An Arnold Palmer formed from Hard Lemonade and a hard iced tea. It is distinguished from a John Daly by the use of a hard liquor other than vodka.

We need some Mike's Hard Lemonade and some Sweet Tea SoCo for some Harnold Palmers.

by mrjonb March 30, 2011

hard sci fi

Science fiction which can be considered scientifically accurate.

Roman from the show party down who considers himself to be a hard sci fi writer. Roman attempts to get laid but finds himself keeping it real and blowing his chances.

Roman: So, what kind of stuff are you into?

Porn star: I don't know, I like all of it. Especially Dragons.

Roman:Dragons? (sipping drink in disgust) Dragons are fantasy. There's magical talismans' or a magic sword, or wizards, or fucking crazy, not real animals. All these basic things that break the laws of reality; that shits all fantasy. I'm into hard sci fi, fantasy is all bullshit.

Porn star: Um huh. (Leaves the bar)

by FiveStarGA January 9, 2012

Harbshake

The act of shaking the losing coaches hand so vigorously, that his feelings, along with the bones in his hand, are hurt.

Did you see the Harbshake Harbaugh gave Schwartz? Must have broke his spirit, along with his fingers.

by NW49erFaithful October 23, 2011

harvesting schnooseberrys

"Harvesting schnooseberrys" is the act of sleeping during class for reasons A) you believe you know the information and your attentiveness is not required B) you are so tired that even if you tried to pay attention to the material be presented, apathetic or not, you would get nothing out of it and therefore just decide to sleep as it would be more beneficial C) you simply give 0 shits. "Harvesting schnooseberrys" is sometimes simplified to just "harvesting."

Hey Dan we have test Friday you'd best pay attention
Nah I'm harvesting schnooseberrys, only got a couple Z's last night

Hey Rick tell me about the lesson after class.
Why? Going harvesting?
Yeah

by Mahtomedi Guy December 21, 2012