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double happy

1. A large firework, about the same diameter as a king-size cigarrette and two-thirds the length. Used in Austarlia and New Zealand for the same purposes as a Cherry Bomb, e.g., toilet cistern mayhem.

2. A form of mutual masturbation; The male lies on his back and performs as for a normal "handjob', while his female partner straddles his thighs and moves herself into such a position so as to stimulate her clitoris upon his moving hand. ( Caution: While a safer sex practice care must be taken to assure no fluid from the male lands on the vagina.).
1."Someone stuffed a double happy in MUzza's exaust pipe - Tore a hole in the muffler!"

2."We ran out of condoms, so we had a double happy instead."
by d f stuckey February 16, 2004
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I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!

A negative verbal attack towards someone; in regards to the famous fast-food chain's kids meal.

Usually made by when: angry, confused, inebriated, or completely out of the conversational loop.
"Yeah the happy meals were awesome!"

Drunkard, " I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!"
by JL Azulobo April 9, 2010
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happy feet

a term describing dancing. the dance generally goes along with you moving your feet up and down, it looks much like marching.
to get my baby brother to dance (like a little monkey) for us, we just scream out his greatest dance move, HAPPY FEET
by Starla-chan October 20, 2006
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Happy Feet

A cruel yet funny form of torture in which the victim is tied up nice and tight then mercilessly tickled on the soles of the feet for hours on end.
"Oh no... No, not that... Not that! Not "Happy Feet!!" Not "HAPPY FEET!!" Not "Happy FEE-HEEE-HEEEEET!!!!"
by T.Ractorhead November 30, 2006
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Happy New Year!

The phrase used at the New Year when the clock turns midnight and it becomes January 1.
Guy 1: Happy New Year!!!

Guy 2: Yo Happy New Year!!!

Guy 3: Yo but that New Year tho!!

Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Yo its mah boy! Happy New Year!!

Anthony Favata: Happy New Year!!
by HAPPYNEWYEAR! January 1, 2014
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jew-happy

When one is/finds himself being over-enthusiastic about discovering money he did not remember he had in his pants pocket
guy: holy shit i found a dollar in my pocket

guy2: quit being so jew-happy
by jew baby September 19, 2007
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The Happy Misogynist

A whiny pedantic moron, that thinks there is some vast Illuminati feminist conspiracy while seemingly ignoring the fact that their own gender runs the majority of the world (in their favor). One who is easily emasculated, and claim that women wish to oppress him. Probably, the same troglodyte that wrote “women’s rights --- ROFLOL!“ and “a woman is the useless skin around the vagina” on Urban Dictionary.
What's a man, who thinks he's superior to women (and believes he gets to determine what they think & do) The Happy Misogynist.
by Nocturnus Libertus June 16, 2013
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