no hands

When someone has no street fighting skills at all.

Bluhd, that nigga Jose got his ass beat, he got no hands!

She hella weak, she has no hands.

by Payme! November 30, 2009

edward scissor hands

edward scissor hands is when a girl chafe's you on a hand job

In 7th grade this girl had the worst edward scissor hands

by Billy V. April 18, 2006

Shaking Hands

the term for two lesbians having sex, when it is inappropriate to say it outloud.

One may also use the term: Shake hands, when asking if two people previous were shaking hands.

"Were Lisa and Michelle shaking hands last night?"

"You know Tristian is always shaking hands."

"Did you already shake hands this morning?"

by jhawklez February 4, 2010

canadian handshake

A Canadian Handshake is actually a reach-around. It can be done on both sexes; on a guy it's a handjob from behind, on women it's a pussy/clit fondling/fingering from behind.

"Laura sat in the back seat of the car last night just so she could see if she could give me a Canadian Handshake without anyone noticing."

by lagmeister January 11, 2009

hands solo

Masturbation. Often to star wars.

I'm going off for a little hands solo with this 25th anniversary DVD

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

Fast hands

Someone who can jerk his dick off at extreme speeds

Emma: wow u jerk so fast with your lefty
George: yeah, because I got those fast hands buddy

by George_Savage November 22, 2015

Hands-Free DRE

A rhyming term short for 'Hands-Free Digital Rectal Exam'. Arising from the filthier quarters of the medical community, the term refers to anal intercourse.

"The girlfriend didn't cook dinner tonight... The only way to make it up was by letting me practice the Hands-Free DRE"

"I totally fucked up that patient's meds... My supervisor is going to give me the Hands-Free DRE"

by DNA King December 7, 2009