Dildo Head

When someone is utterly stupid.

“India is such a dildo head!” Meg said, laughing as she watched her friend make stupid jokes.

by websliinging May 25, 2019

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

machine head

Not only one of the greatest metal bands of all time, but also the name of Deep Purple's (one of the founding fathers of metal) greatest album. This name is synonymous with heavy music. And so it should be.

"Davidian kicked ass, Machine head are great."
"I just cant get over how cool Machine Head sounds 20 years on."

by Moose Lord July 8, 2005

bowl on head

A demand made by internet voyeurs for a person on a webcam to place a bowl on their head.

chester_bowls:BOWL ON HEAD
sxy_grrl: im not puting a bowl on my head
chester_bowls:BOWL ON HEAD BOWL ON HEAD
sxy_grrl has left the chat.

by chester_bowls June 8, 2007

pointy-head

1. A person who, whilst most likely possessing above-normal intelligence, nevertheless annoys the living crap out of their friends and acquaintances due to a tendency to expound ad infinitum upon uninteresting topics, using lots of long words.

1. "Oi, that person wot wrote the definition for 'pointy-head' in urbandictionary.com, she's a bit of a bloody pointy-head, isn't she?"

by Em Johnson August 23, 2005

How's your head

Elvira said it first, and then rupaul said it to miss Fame on rupauls drag race season seven. It took miss Fame quite a while to understand this joke, which is now iconic in the drag race community.

Rupaul: How's your head?
Miss Fame: Fine
*When she finally gets the joke*
Rupual: How's your head?
Miss Fame: Hasn't had any complaints!

by T_m_c_b September 17, 2017

Big Head

A term used by people when texting that almost always leads to a hook up. Normally used in a moment of desperation.

Deidra: Girl, I'm horny
Tash: Well why don't you call Rodney?
Deidra: Nah I think we broke up last week.
Tash:Oh well, you could call Josh
Deidra: BITCH! naw I can't stand his ass
Tasha: Well I don't know what to tell you
Deidra:.......(texts josh) What's up "big head"

by MillennialSubliminal November 29, 2016