Blair goggles

Spectacles so highly sophisticated they are totally invisible to all but the wearer. Upon putting these on you fall in love with the first wide-mouthed woman you see, and you will then fall completely under the spell of the current president of the US of A. The rest, as they say, will become history.

Blair "Oh dear, the country is going to pot and look what I married"
Bush "Don't worry Tony, just put ya Blair goggles back on, I wanna ask ya'll a little favour......."

by clairem December 9, 2008

japanese rain goggles

When a man puts his nose in a females vagina while she urinates/ejaculates causing him to squint and wish for protective eye wear. (i.e. swimming goggles)

Terra gave me japanese rain goggles and ruined my new silk duvet

by Paul Stinkovitch November 26, 2010

boob goggles

when a women puts boobs there on a another persons eyes so looking like a pair of goggles

" wearing boob goggles make life look clearer"

by colonel crackers August 21, 2006

gogging

The act of dogging while inside a gondola (large ski lift). The aim is to make people in lifts passing in the opposite direction watch you have sex, consequentially causing arousement for the participators.

Me and the bird had a spot of gogging on the way home from skiing today.

or

That bitch was so dirty she made me gogg her!

by Merlin Mason April 10, 2008

beer goggles

a female that is completely hideous, but lots better the drunker you get... she becomes beer goggles at the state where you are so drunk you actually want to fuck her

this girl was way fine, but when i woke up next to her the next morning i realized that she was just beergoggles.

by joce November 10, 2002

grogger

A person who is always dragging you down because s/he is so tired all the time.

Rick is such a grogger. He's always the last to get out of bed.

by jklin200 October 5, 2016

gloggenschnorff

A word created by a fifth and sixth grade split Elementary Advanced Program class at Woodmoor Elementary.

GLOGGENSCHNORFF: noun: a nonsensical word meaning nonsense.

RICK: Heya, bub.
ERIC: Shut your asshole!
HANNAH: Oh, wow. Improper use of swear words.
ERIC: Shut your asshole!
JENNIFER: That's just gloggenschnorff, my fellow elementary schoolers, gloggenschnorff.

by Izaebele February 5, 2010