Ghetto Shredder

A persons hands, used to rip up paper into tiny pieces. Especially useful when an electric shredder is not handy but there is a necessity to dispose/destroy important information.

Person 1; Hey what happened to the credit card application I filled out?

Person 2: Oh, the papers you left on the kitchen table for our roommate to see? I used the ghetto shredder to get rid of it.

by joetv87 March 12, 2010

Ghetto lawyer

A person argumentative in nature whos nature is only matched by his/her petty ignorant nature one whom can’t cope with the world as it is so they pick at their reality in a futile attempt to argue to circumvent a fixed scenario one who tries to change the circumstances of others to suit their own ends often behaves in an ignorant and petty way with no real train of logical thought

That man complains and argues about so much dumb shit he needs to be put on contract as a ghetto lawyer

by Diablo De Azule August 9, 2019

Lucratively-Ghetto

1. Makes an honest living without a reliable source of income.
2. Young black male on deal or no deal.
3. More piece than the leading piece retailer.

We is Lucratively-Ghetto, Ya get me son?

Dolphin freeze n thaaat.

Ghetlow pirates.

Heavy smokers.

Head bridge to plank, featuring forhead carpet burn.
Guest starring hektic

by Jing la rock August 16, 2009

Ghetto bird

Police or news helicopter continuously searching urban areas with or without just cause.

I can't sleep because that ghetto bird has been circling our city for hours.

by MeesterSmeeth April 25, 2019

ghetto keyboard

when your laptop broke down and u don't have enough money so u have to attach an old keyboard

you wanna use ma laptop then you'll need ma ghetto keyboard

by ghetto keyboard 123 January 5, 2017

Ghetto Tape

Ghetto tape has nothing to do with the word 'ghetto' other than the fact that it isn't high-quality or priced. Ghetto tape is any sticky, tape-like substance that is designed and named for use as a certain thing, then turned around and used as another.

My dad used gauze to cover my tennis racquet handle, instead of the normal tournagrip. Gauze, while being used for medicinal purposes, was now doubled as ghetto tape for tennis.

by Bditwwolsd June 22, 2010

Ghetto Cross

Verb, act of riding a downhill mountain bike in a urban center.

"Ghetto - X" " Urban Assault "

" you up for some ghetto cross? "

by SuperTim100 October 11, 2011