Ghetto Rent

When you buy something from a store intending to abuse the stores lax return policy and return it after you use it for a short period of time.

Wal-Mart and Target are both good for this.

I had to ghetto rent a camera from Target to use on my vacation.

by acid_mojo September 29, 2011

Ghetto Tumbleweed

any combination of indigenous dead plant life tangled with discarded hair weave, typically of kankelon fibers.

I was standing on the corner waiting for a John and a ghetto tumbleweed crossed my path.

by JanWicked October 12, 2011

Ghetto High five

A group, regardless of ethnicity, in any given Ghetto, containing @ least 5 but no more than 8. The group must all be acting a fool, and it's Root cause MUST be drug Related.

"Pay No attention to that Ghetto High Five.., they're all f'd Up"

by $/b's October 29, 2011

Ghetto Myspace

noun, referring to the decaying social network known as Myspace.

It's also a reference internet meme started by the website GhettoMyspace.net, dedicated to ghetto photos found on Myspace.

Someone sees a picture of a thug eating money. "That's like something you'd see on Ghetto Myspace."

Or, "Thats some Ghetto Myspace shit!"

by realhungry2000 November 3, 2011

ghetto jellyfish

A discarded condom found on a city street.

It's definitely a spot to bring hookers, there's a whole school of ghetto jellyfish on the ground.

by ibyleague December 2, 2011

Ghetto Holler

When your in a store and you are hearing people asking extremely loud questions or conversations within close proximity of eachother.

While you are shopping and all of a sudden you hear ghetto holler "What kind of tampons do you want?" with the recipient five feet away.

by O&O E February 8, 2012

Ghetto swimming

Sneaking in, and swimming in a pool at an apartment complex, or hotel, when you are not a resident, or guest.

Would you like to go ghetto swimming at the holiday inn down the street? I hear that they have a kick-ass pool!

by anticolon July 29, 2012