i need a girlfriend
true love will make up for my bills, lack of social life, and i will magically have a personality.
true love will make up for my bills, lack of social life, and i will magically have a personality.
by Benjiinthe2020s March 9, 2025
Get the girlfriendmug. by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 9, 2021
Get the Girlfriendmug. 
A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.
"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
by Born to ride Donald J. Trump May 1, 2025
Get the Your girlfriendmug. Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."
by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021
Get the My girlfriendmug. by Loganw08 August 19, 2021
Get the Chat girlfriendmug. by Sad Sac November 15, 2020
Get the Girlfriendmug.