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Ghetto Shredder

A persons hands, used to rip up paper into tiny pieces. Especially useful when an electric shredder is not handy but there is a necessity to dispose/destroy important information.
Person 1; Hey what happened to the credit card application I filled out?

Person 2: Oh, the papers you left on the kitchen table for our roommate to see? I used the ghetto shredder to get rid of it.
by joetv87 March 12, 2010
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Ghetto porridge

Saltine crackers crushed into ramen broth, then stirred together.
Leroy wasn't feeling full after his bowl of instant noodles, so he crushed some crackers into the soup to make himself some ghetto porridge.
by Roth Vantage November 11, 2018
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Chateau ghetto

n. A lifestyle or creed defined by dilapidated elegance.
n. An inexpensive and modern quick fix for classy old architecture.
After 75 years of negligence, the Biltmore house had become very chateau ghetto.

Gretchen patched up her copper rain gutter with duct tape a la chataeu ghetto.
by Daedalus6174 December 31, 2012
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ghetto in the meadow

the rare opportunity to get off the streets and out the hood. somehow you are blessed with access to a house in the 'suburbs . U bring the fam to to experience this feeling of safety that the streets will never offer . whole gang gang feels like they in sunny meadow dream
bro Dean's parent's are out of town .. we getting ghetto in the meadow toniiight !! #blessup #weout #s'go #lemmeStayintheMeadow
by #Duchess August 2, 2016
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Ghetto Mojito

When you smoke a Newport while drinking a Bud Light Lime
Look out, Doreen is going to try and bum a newpo from you to go with her BLL cuz she's scaming ghetto mojitos,
by iHatePoorPeopleDotCom December 8, 2011
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ghetto juice

In Atlantic Canada, the Scotsburn Fruit Punch, Lemonade, and Peach drinks. Contains about 0.5% juice, and the rest is water and sugar.
Want to go get some ghetto juice? Hell yeah.
by Ethan_2835 April 15, 2017
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ghetto plug

When you take a kleenex, tampon or any other absorbent material and shove it up your nose to stop a nose bleed.
Guy 2: the fuck is in your nose?

Guy 1: its a ghetto plug, I got a wicked nose bleed earlier.
Guy 2: that still doesnt give you and excuse to use tampons you Mitch
by frankiedeeee April 23, 2014
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