While your sex partner is getting undressed quickly rip off a section of the wall and quietly beat them with it
while shoveling several fruit AND grain bars up there anus after they start to bleed through the month incessantly shit on their bodies at exactly every 34 seconds, once this is finished hide the body and gloat to all your friends
while shoveling several fruit AND grain bars up there anus after they start to bleed through the month incessantly shit on their bodies at exactly every 34 seconds, once this is finished hide the body and gloat to all your friends
Gay lad 1- so hows Tiny estavan
Gay lad 23- It sucks shes a bitch i think shes gonna marry me
Gay lad 1- thats not of the riz, totally fruit and grain bar that bitch
Gay lad 23- It sucks shes a bitch i think shes gonna marry me
Gay lad 1- thats not of the riz, totally fruit and grain bar that bitch
by SCULLET February 5, 2005
Get the Fruit and Grain Barmug. When you are eating out your girlfriend when she is on her period and a blood clot slips into your mouth
by Pusspuss the II July 18, 2017
Get the secret fruit basketmug. when a girl puts fruit bursts inside her pussy for her boyfriend to clean out, subsequently ending in him eating the fruit bursts without noticing he was also eating the pus balls from her infection by mistake and then he himself gets infected.
Sneaky fruit burst situation:
Doctor: "How many fruit bursts did you eat?"
Dude: "Seven."
Chick: "I only put three up there."
Doctor: "How many fruit bursts did you eat?"
Dude: "Seven."
Chick: "I only put three up there."
by simba;) October 14, 2010
Get the sneaky fruit burstmug. Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
by Stachebra October 6, 2022
Get the Straight Fruit Ninjamug. A phenomenon that occurs when you only get hit on while in a committed relationship some people will unknowingly be attracted to you only when you are unavailable almost like a 6th sense, hence you being a forbidden fruit
Person 1: “Dude why couldn’t I get hit on like this when I was single?”
Person 2: “forbidden fruit syndrome dude some girls have a 6th sense for it.”
Person 2: “forbidden fruit syndrome dude some girls have a 6th sense for it.”
by TSH01 July 28, 2023
Get the forbidden fruit syndromemug. More offensive than simply mooning someone, when a male places his genitalia behind his legs, keeps his legs together, and bends over to display ass, scrotum, and penis below.
by Purple Jon December 20, 2010
Get the Mixed Fruit Bowlmug. by 8footbunch May 21, 2022
Get the dry fruit loopmug.