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French toast

A nasty person who resembles french toast... usually has the following attributes: greasy hair-syrup, bad smelling-burnt eggs, baby powder in hair to try to cover up the grease-powdered sugar. May also be a mysterious whore-nobody knows where it came from and is everywhere.
Man: Hey did you see that Kaitlyn smith chick?

Woman: Yeah she's a real french toast.

Man: Hey, your right!
by christopher Eckelstien January 30, 2010
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finchel

The drug of choice for whiny & immature teenagers. Highly dangerous, side effects include unrealistic views on relationships, appropriate behavior, life, and veganism, as well as developing fetishes for people of abnormal height and aggressive, rude behavior. Avoid at all costs.
Person A: I love Finchel!! Finchel is the best!! Haters can die!!!!!!
Person B: You need an intervention.
by dsksquared August 22, 2012
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French Military

One of the most powerful military in the world
Despite what people say, they are not a bunch of surrender monkeys
They have some of the most advanced weapons in the world and supply many countries with weapons

one of the main reasons they get so much ridicule is because they refused to join US in the invasion of Iraq and because of WW2. Contrary to popular belief, the French did not just surrender, they still had the Free French Forces and the French Resistance who were truly valiant
During World War I, 1.4 million French soldiers were killed as they fought with bravery and gallantry and there are many more stories of gallantry like this

French Military has among the highest military victories in the world having been in over 150 major wars in the last 2000 years, they have won 110 of them
by ksdfafas34 March 19, 2012
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French Military Victories

"What were some French military victories? Did I even put those three words in a proper sentence?"
-me

"Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?"
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes
by Dave May 7, 2004
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french dip sandwich

a french dip is a heafty sandwich with usually roast beef that you dip into sauce called au jus. its yummy!
by Mar-eye-uh June 16, 2008
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franchise rape

X-Men Origins: Wolverine franchise raped the X-Men movies. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull franchise raped the Indiana Jones movies.
by joe asdfqwertyasdf April 30, 2009
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French Microphone

The definition buzzfeed told me to search via snapchat.
I searched "French Microphone" on Google and found the definition swiftly after. Then I threw up my egg and cheese McGriddle.
by T_steak January 5, 2017
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