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Happy Tree Friends fetish

When you have a fetish for (i.e. you jerk off to) cute little cartoon animal characters dying gory horrible painful deaths.
I need to watch Happy Tree Friends in order to cum as I have a severe Happy Tree Friends fetish.
by Bad C dev March 5, 2021
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Pooping Friends Network

When you and some friends poop together at a specific time during the day. You all stink up the bathroom together so you don't have to be ashamed-cause hey, you're all friends there anyway.
Kristin in Art class *checks watch*

Emma in Math class *checks watch*

Steph in English class *checks watch*

Marie in Econmics: *checks watch*

*they congregate in the bathroom and get it done*

Steph: Another sucessful dump-taking, people. yay for the Pooping Friends Network!
by MeTheTree December 6, 2006
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Friendster

A place for people who think the more friends they get, the more popular and friendly they become.

Most pics you will find there are composed of skanks, sluts, and un-original cam-whoring.

If you're looking for pages than can cause your computer to hang-up because of excessive javascripts and graphics, this is the place to go.

If the profile is full 50+ pictures of the owner's face and he/she has a lot of glittery graphics, "features", sTiCkY cApS and even more stolen graphics and falling objects, I can guarantee you that they think friendster is the best website it the world and whenever they think of the word INTERNET, FRIENDSTER is the first website that comes to their mind.

If you see a plain, simple, and "quiet" profile and you see 24 hours in his/her "last login" information, that person is sick of friendster and he/she only has that account to keep in touch with friends...Simple as that.

To sum it all up, it is WORST than MySpace and is definitely the most overrated social networking site in Asia.
Girl 1: OMG! What's the name of that cute and oh so hot guy???
Girl 2: Jason honey! OMG he is sooooo hot!
Girl 1: Do you think he has a friendster account???
Girl 2: Of course he does. All cool people have it!
Girl 1: Come on let's look him up!

***goes online and searches his name***

Girl 1 and 2: OMG!!!!!!!!!!! iiiiiiiii!!!!! He is SOOOOO hot!
Girl 2: Thank goodness there is friendster!!

**giggles more**

Bystander: What a bunch of losers...there is definitely more to the internet than just friendster!
by B-R-A-N-D-Y December 9, 2008
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Best Friends

When you can talk about jizz under a boob flap without feeling awkward.
Person 1: Hey Savannah, did you hear about Jimmy jizzing in April's boob flap yesterday?
Person 2:If we weren't best friends, this would be very very awkward.
by sportslovr15 September 20, 2009
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Friends

1) You can rely on them to tell you when you look stupid, or not.
2)The pee in your pants.
1) friend 1"hey man, you have lettuce in your hair, you look like a dumbass."
friend 2"wow thanks for telling me! why didn't anyone else tell me?"
friend 3" 'cause it's more fun that way."
2) Friends are like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
by udaddict August 23, 2009
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friends with detriments

the opposite of a friend with benefits. this a person with whom you maintain some form of emotional (hopefully mutual) relationship, but for whatever reason has ceased the physical (sexual) aspects. it may be an on again off again situation or just one that has stagnated to no longer manifest itself in physical affection though for some god forsaken reason still won't die completely. inexplicably these arrangements call for mutual exclusivity resulting in two sexually unsatisfied parties
I totally would've hooked up with that chick but I still got this friends with detriments thing going with suzy
by thetommyshow April 6, 2010
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friendship penis

Wow Ryan Jude Rankin you have a "nice" friendship penis. Exclaimed Cam.
by trevorthedog May 9, 2019
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