feist face

A girl who looks hot in one setting but horrible in another, often because of poor lighting. Canadian musician Leslie Feist, known for her solo work and her involvement in Broken Social Scene, is a good example.

Guy #1: One, two-face, three, four get that feist face out the door.

Guy #2: It's gotta be the moon, my man--it's terrible lighting.

by brandy_alexander February 15, 2009

goes down faster than wunderbed in a fistfight

Refers to somone being defeated quickly in any given competition,or to rapidly failing technology

Dude, my cable modem went down faster than wunderbred in a fist fight

by madgrad January 24, 2003

fist city

Fighting, especially when initiated by a woman who's protecting her ownership of her man.

Song "Fist City" by The Meat Purveyors (Austin).
"I'm telling you gal to lay off of my man unless you want to go fist city."
"You'd better lose your face and stay out of my way unless you want to go to fist city."
"If you don't want to go to fist city, you'd better detour around my town cuz I'll grab you by the hair of your head and lift you off of the ground."

by Jwpen November 6, 2007

fist of fury

a time when a girl/guy is so upset with you, they decide that they are going to fist you, but with such intesity that you start to bleed out your ears!! after the fist is inserted, there is some long term damage when the index and middle fingers are extended twirling around moving your rectum line!

George:"if you dont shut the fuck up, i am going to give you the fist of fury"
Manuel: "i dont know, i might like that dude!! ;)"
George: "good lets start!"

by eric lucas December 24, 2003

fistagon

Someone on the receiving end of brutal fisting intercourse.

"That fistagon can take me all the way up to my elbow"

by interWeb guy April 1, 2004

Fist bump

When 2 people are bent over standing with their butt cheeks touching and, simultaneously, fake sneeze until their sphincters kiss.

Person 1: Aw man, I'm going to have to stick to soft foods for awhile.

Person 2: Why's that?

Person 1: Because we were fist bumping until I gave myself a hemmorrhoid.

by Nfarnold21 August 3, 2015

ham-fisted

The state of having been rectally or vaginally penetrated by a solid and salty pork product.

Ham-fisted: Sodomized by a Virginia ham. Raped by a prosciutto. Bacon throat.

by Gaspor Porcine January 7, 2012