Funion Fucker

Someone that has sexual intercourse with a funion (a fried onion snack) on a friends bed while the friend is playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4.

1. That kid is a funion fucker, insn't that kinky?

by RHCPfan December 24, 2008

fucker

One who fucks/screws up a situation; one who worsens a situation that is already bad.

Jimmy is a real fucker.

by lady-bee April 26, 2006

FECKED

Some unfortunate irish imigrant, who has had a tad to much guinness, bailey coffeys

Paddy was oficially fecked on tuesday after that heavy pot o gold session down the local tavern

by balls man November 24, 2007

Dad-Fucker

One (male) member of a group of friends who takes part in raunchy sexual activities with his own father. When left undiscovered, there are many telltale signs to identify the "dad-fucker" within a group. This signs include but are not limited to:

1. Constantly using the excuse "I have a girlfriend" to get out of a situation.
2. Acting excessively gay and/or feminine at all times.
3. Constantly being a huge pussy
4. A strong aroma of Bobo Cheese and asshole emitted from the person's mouth.

When discovered, the accused dad-fucker immediately loses all credibility in any conversation. Any attempt by the accused dad-fucker to offer an opinion or statement can and should be discredited and met with the statement, "shut up, you fuck your dad." Furthermore, when conversation within a group dulls, one can and should immediately offer the exclamation, "You fuck your dad!" Regardless of whether or not this exclamation was funny, all other members of the group should laugh and agree.

And remember, Once a dad-fucker, ALWAYS a dad-fucker.

Dad-Fucker: "I have the grades to get into any Ivy League school."
Non-Dad-Fucker: "No you can't Nate, you fuck your dad"

by Russell Hodge March 29, 2011

Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.

Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.

by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010

Mother Fucker

A stupid ass dumb ass crack-headed ass slut ass bitch.
A person who has sexual contact with their mother.
A person who has sexual contact with any one's mother.

You bitch ass mother fucker!

by Tori November 21, 2003

dog fucker

someone who engages in sexual intercourse with canines.

A guy making love to a dog.

by uder July 14, 2003