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catfish farm

Dude that match.com website is a straightup catfish farm !
by box o chocolate January 25, 2018
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Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks
Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?
by Dicto long June 6, 2018
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shard farming

The act of searching the floor for stray pieces of methamphetamine, typically for an hour or longer. This is in part because it's almost always picking through carpet for near-shake. Never involves actual shards or fingers, despite the name, because larger pieces are so much more quickly and easily found.

The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).

Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
Man, he was so twacked last night; he was shard farming the whole time I was over there.

Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
by thdckmnngg June 11, 2018
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maggot farming

The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.
Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.
by Uncle Phatty June 23, 2018
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Chicken farming

To farm chickens in a skilled manner, illegal in Alaska and Nigeria. Only gamers are aloud to chicken farm
Wow! Did you just Chicken farm in Alaska? Chicken farming is illegal there
by GangGangChicken September 22, 2018
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Germ Farm

A place where germs grow.
This daycare is a germ farm.
by Maria B. December 11, 2018
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Buckwheat farmer

A description or derogatory for someone easy going, unskilled or useless.

It originates from the fact that Buckwheat is a crop that is extremely easy to grow in most climates and in even the poorest soil, hence requiring less skill from the farmer than more demanding crops.
Further Buckwheat is often used to condition soil for other crops, so the farmer really should be able to grow other primary crops in the conditioned soil, given that the farmer is active and skilled.
An alternate origin could be the black character in "The Little Rascals" series named Buckwheat who became synonymous with the picaninny character, attributing the characteristics of black/picaninny stereotype mixed with the word farmer to suggest that someone works with the skill and efforts of a picaninny stereotype.
"Go out and fix it you buckweat farmer"

"Don't let him do the job he is a buckwheat farmer"
by Sohave December 30, 2018
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