family spitroast

When you and your brother take home the same girl and share sexual activities with her.

"Mate! Me and my bro totally took home the same chick last night!"

"Awesome dude, that must have been one hell of a family spitroast!"

by Fernando1867 June 12, 2016

family less

A person with no family ( dead)

I am family less

by Sunny2003 March 17, 2017

Family wagon

Where a guy fists a girl and stick two fingers in the asshole. Kind of like a family wagon, ya know room all 7! Maybe a dog if ya lucky.

I gave her the full family wagon bro!

by freaky niquey December 1, 2017

Family barbeque

A term coined in the early 1920s that expressed ones interaction with another family. In order to fulfill a family barbeque one must chow down on the sister’s pussy for breakfast, have a serving of dick from the brother, and have dinner with the rest of the family like it never happened. A family barbeque can also be performed on a mother and father, son and mother, etc; as long as it is a pair of family members. If you so happen to have a family barbeque with a gay couple it is then known as the indoor family barbeque.

Dude ya know the Johnsons that live down the street on Willow Creek? I had the most amazing family barbeque with em!

by SecretCheeks June 7, 2018

Family

A group of people who support one another and will always be there for you. They don't have to have to same DNA as you to be a part of your family. You decide whether they belong there or not.

I love my family

by Music2975 October 13, 2018

Family Guy

A 1999 sitcom television series created by Seth MacFarlane which features a variety of redesigned and renamed Simpsons characters making pop-culture references in plots so mundane, the writers get bored and interject gags which have no relevance to plot.

Holy Crap Loise! It's Family Guy time!

by McDaddy's Big Patties March 13, 2019

Family

The fuel for suicidal thoughts

Going to that family reunion made me want to reunite with a noose.

by Doompenguin November 29, 2020