He fucked me with a toothbrush

Bellaaathorne fucked Tana mogul with toothbrush and have her a blow job while fingering her nostrols

Bellalallathorne: fuck me harder~
Tanamougogohu: of course daddy~
Bella llama throne: he fucked me with a toothbrush~

by Urmomhasasmalldick February 17, 2019

butt-fucked egypt

Term used to describe a place that is far away. Common in SoFla.

"Dammmn Jenny lives in those new houses in Kendall. Thats butt-fucked egypt!!"

by jb00g09 July 20, 2006

FUCKED UP alert

A phrase to exclaim loudly when you hear/see anything that's, well, fucked up. The louder you scream this, the better.

Amy: I got an B on my math quiz.

Me: So?

Amy: I haven't been at school for the last twelve weeks.

Me: FUCKED UP alert.

by Jay I Am February 8, 2006

fucked up shit

Urinating and covering a dying woman with shaving cream.

Anderson shouted "this is YouTube material" as he urinated on - and later smothered shaving foam over - the victim, an elderly woman who had collapsed near his Hartlepool house.

The old woman's last words were reported to be "this is some fucked up shit!"

by My essence has no names October 2, 2007

fucked up

Should be hyphenated: fucked-up. Fucked-up is a compound adjective and therefore needs to be hyphenated.

The hyphenation of all of the preceding entries for "fucked up" is fucked-up.

by PaulBriansDisciple December 5, 2007

Fucked my utterly butterly up

a minor result of a major accident

"trevor did you get hurt when you were hit by that car?"
"no, but it fucked my utterly butterly up

by bigbadad February 23, 2008

old fucked up

After a prolonged use of designer club drugs. It's the momment in time when everyone eases there mind. Random Thoughts Radom everything.. spirals... fucking bathtubs.... and faces that explode... with barbwire fences... Nasty Nasty Nasty Corn Dogs that were alive. Nothing makes sense to an outsider but makes complete perfect sence to the circle of drug users. Sometimes moe like to come out and play but he was bad..W...T....F...

Lil Lisa is old fucked up.
Lil Lisa's goal for the night is to get old fucked up.
Nothing makes sence

by Ltl Lisa May 26, 2006