A friendship whore is a person of the female sex (can in some cases be male)who will attempt to gain friends by pretending that they are an honest, loving human being. Once you have been insnared by this particular person and you truly do trust and support them, they will stop caring all together. Although you should hate the particular person for doing so, the friendship whore has made sure that the friendship has reached beyond a point of return, therefore leaving you unable to turn around and hate the particular person. Thus leaving you depressed for a number of weeks, months or possibly years in some extreme cases of friendship whoreism.
Side Effects: Victims of friendship whoreism may experience;
*immediate cardiac arrest
*strange mental patterns
*repetition of the alphabet backwards written all over walls
*strange code languages created to avoid thinking about the friendship whore
*severe head trauma from banging the face on a sheet of steel, then repeating 350 times until the mind is numb.
NOTE: To avoid being victimised of a friendship whore I suggest ignoring anyone who seems at first to be too good to be true. This may be hard at first but it is worth the initial difficulty.
Side Effects: Victims of friendship whoreism may experience;
*immediate cardiac arrest
*strange mental patterns
*repetition of the alphabet backwards written all over walls
*strange code languages created to avoid thinking about the friendship whore
*severe head trauma from banging the face on a sheet of steel, then repeating 350 times until the mind is numb.
NOTE: To avoid being victimised of a friendship whore I suggest ignoring anyone who seems at first to be too good to be true. This may be hard at first but it is worth the initial difficulty.
by Teen Reject October 3, 2005
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to acquire high friend stock, you must be friends with people. More importantly, be friends with people that have lots of friends.
"Friend Stock" is similar to the business form of stock, in that you add people who are on the rise and drop people on the downfall.
to acquire high friend stock, you must be friends with people. More importantly, be friends with people that have lots of friends.
"Friend Stock" is similar to the business form of stock, in that you add people who are on the rise and drop people on the downfall.
"Wow, ever since Kyle's birthday showed up on the sidebar, his friend stock has skyrocketed!"
"Too bad for Kip though, he's on the downfall ever since he friended that loser with only 2 friends"
"Too bad for Kip though, he's on the downfall ever since he friended that loser with only 2 friends"
by woahitswes April 13, 2010
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We've been friends for three years, and I really value the friendship, but when he said he wanted to have sex, and I said no, he said, "Well, there's no point it being friends then." and he left! What a friend tease! :-(
by Thornnuminous November 11, 2014
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First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.
First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.
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State of being friends for only appearance and other social events i.e. Little 500 Weekend or Weekly lunches
Not to be confused with the antonym :Friends
Duties-
-No phone calls
-Only waving when necessary
-Sitting together ONLY when mutual friends are present
-Minimal text messaging
-Having alternate schedules
-Non-acknowledgment at social events, parties, movie nights, study groups, probates, malls, kiosk, etc.
-Always provide proof and reason for your "Surface-necessity Friendship"
State of being friends for only appearance and other social events i.e. Little 500 Weekend or Weekly lunches
Not to be confused with the antonym :Friends
Duties-
-No phone calls
-Only waving when necessary
-Sitting together ONLY when mutual friends are present
-Minimal text messaging
-Having alternate schedules
-Non-acknowledgment at social events, parties, movie nights, study groups, probates, malls, kiosk, etc.
-Always provide proof and reason for your "Surface-necessity Friendship"
Boy: We're just Surface Friends, but if you're not doing any thing wanna go to the doctor with me?
Girl: No thanks, because we're just "surface friends" and thats over stepping my SF responsibilities
Boy:Trust! you were the last person I asked
Girl: Of-course because we're just Surface Friends
Girl: No thanks, because we're just "surface friends" and thats over stepping my SF responsibilities
Boy:Trust! you were the last person I asked
Girl: Of-course because we're just Surface Friends
by The Orignal "Surface Friend" April 26, 2010
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Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?
Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.
Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.
Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
by MikeBus October 23, 2010
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