fattywaggard

fat,creepy,old pedifile with three children

"that fattywaggard was awsome last night"

by 4587672955 October 9, 2007

Fatty God

Overlord of all fatties; ruler of all who are big, as well as loud, obnoxious, and annoying.

Man, Patty is such a Fatty God when they're around.

by Gili December 26, 2007

Fatty McFatters

One who is extremely overweight. Which is severely depressing. Often seen eating alone.

"Hey, I saw a bunch of fatty mcfatters today! Yeah, they were eating a lot!"

by Lu Kai Jie April 2, 2008

Fatty treats

Delicious food and drink usually with a high calorie content e.g. white hot chocolates, cookies, crisps and cake.

Fatty Treats are eaten by Emily and Richard in Esquires whilst they talk about the old days and other such comical occurrences in their thrilling lives.

see also: The beginners guide to faffing

"It's been too long, we must go for some fatty treats..."
"You'll have to excuse the fact I rolled here today, I've eaten too many Fatty treats"

by Richy :) August 15, 2008

Fatty Doidles

One who loves to indulge in vast quantities of food. They are often ridiculed and shamed by others for their loud footsteps, chaffing thighs, and overall obesity.

Bystander 1: "Hey look at that Fatty Doidles carrying all of those trays."

Bystander 2: "Hey Fatty! You are so fat I hate you!"

Bystander 3: "Oh yes he's a Fatty!"

Bystander 4: "RAAAHHHBLAARFATTYARRRGH"

by The Gold Standard February 17, 2009

FattyBoomBoom™

1) An extremely fat person with an unquenchanable appetite
2) A chode

1) Frank: Damn, have you seen Mike lately? He probably has his own gravitational field!
Anthony: Yeah, he's such a FattyBoomBoom™!
2) Vinny is a chodebucket!

by Dispatchrox919 June 8, 2009

Fatty Pudding

A woman whose weight problem can most easily be attributed to a habit of general overindulgence, but more specifically her fondness for any form of dessert

Ben: God, that woman's put on a fair bit of weight hasn't she?

Greg: Yeah, she's turned into a right fatty pudding

by SouthernComfort1984 November 12, 2009