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The result of trying to fit English words into Japanese phonetics (what sounds are used, and how those sounds are stressed when speaking in a given language).

Engrish happens, because its hard for someone used to speaking Japanese to speak proper English so they use speaking patterns the are used to. Its like an American trying to speak sexy fluid French without years of practice.

Engrish also occurs if someone wants to speak English without knowing the language. So they take the English syllables of what they want to say, and put them in Japanese characters that represent a single syllable, and read it like that.

The most well known form of Engrish involves swapping "R" sounds for "L" sounds or vice versa, (hence the Term "engRish") as the Japanese sound for both of these letters is a single rolled "R" (like Spanish).

Also many times syllables are cut short or added onto because Japanese syllables must end in vowels (it seems to be most common to stick on either "o" or "u").

So "Roll" would be lo-lu

And Beer would be "Be-a" or "Be-a-ru"

Engrish is very common in Anime and Japanese pop culture since English was, and still is to some extent, very popular and stylish in Japan.

The other definitions are not Engrish at all, they are babelphishing. Even though the two go hand in hand, they're still, but still very different.
"Ki-ra" = Killer (Used in Death Note)

"ZA WA-RU-DO" = The World (used in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

"O Mai Ga(do)" = Oh My God

"Cha-ko-re-to Kei-Ku" = Chocolate Cake

Anime guy: "Sa-ka Mai Ka-ku!"

Viewer: Dude that guy just said "Suck my cock in Engrish!"
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englishphobia

Englishphobia is the fear of using proper english. For instance, someone using the word "gay" instead of "homosexual." The correct word to use is "homosexual," although those who suffer from englishphobia and need to stay politically correct say "gay."
It may be a gay marriage, which by definition means happy, but by definition it is called a homosexual marriage. If liberals are allowed to continue their war against english, we may someday be using "unsolicited bank withdrawal" instead of saying "bank robbery." Englishphobia is taking over society.
englishphobia by The_Truth234 September 7, 2008

Englishmen 

Englishman- a stuck up snob from the eastern part of the UK, south of scotland, east of wales and west of france, Englishmen were usually found shagging sheep in mediavel times, but because there was no fine for shagging a sheep, welshmen used to steal sheep and if they got caught they would say they were going to shag it to prevent them from being fined, hence why the welsh are sometimes known as "sheepshaggers" englishmen believe that they are better than any other country in the UK when in fact they are not. englishmen have many different accents because they are so argumentitive they couldnt decide on one accent. the scots,welsh and irish usually hate the english because of theyre smugness they are usually chavvy and take drugs.
person 1-" look at that smug chavvy bastard wearing baggy clothes and shagging a sheep"

person 2-"thats my brother you prick"

person 1-"oh you must be the englishmen family thats just moved here then"
Englishmen by Limezuk September 9, 2011
The language someone speaks when the suck at English.
Engrish speak I do.
Engrish by Word_God November 7, 2018
A word usually used as misspelling of the word English.

Used as a insult usually due to misspelling of the word.
“Hey, are you going to Enguish?” “Nah i'm going to English, not Enguish.”
enguish by Used under the Mantle February 7, 2021
This is like English but it’s for idots no offense two idots, anyway this is englosh
“ look I speak Englosh”- some random human
Englosh by Factsjkbro March 15, 2021

Englishman Stick-up 

When five Englishmen play cum on a bisquet, but the loser has to give the bisquet to his girlfreind.
Dude Brock lost the EnglishMan Stick-up and had to feed it to Alex.