dutch apple

this can be done by anyone as long as it involves two people, u start by inserting the index finger into the bumhole, work in your middle finger and so on with the ring and little finger, then the thumb gets involved, so u have to pyramid your hand to get the thumb in, once in the hand has to be forced past the threshold and once inside a fist is to be made, once your fist is form and turned into uppercut position, this is your apple, then with your other arm wrap it around their waist and pick them up, then thrust them with your apple untill they scream, what makes this dutch is u have a schmoke and a pancake afterwards

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by harris87 February 22, 2011

dutch treat

A dutch surprise gone horribly wrong.

Oh my god, my dutch surprise is all over the couch.

by Little Lester July 20, 2003

dutch oven

A slang term used for inviting your entire family (wife and children included) into a sleeping bag where the family dog awaits after eating 14 tacos. The sleeping bag is sealed up, not unlike a sarcophagus while the muffled screams die out.

The family perished in a dutch oven.

by dutchoven September 19, 2006

dutch surprise

An unpleasant fart which involveds farting on someone's head and covering it with a blanket.

You just earned one dutch surprise you weinerhead

by Little Lester July 20, 2003

dutch oven

The act of stink farting or shitting ones self under the bed sheets, then stuffing your partners, brothers, sisters, moms head under the covers until they are paraplegic or something of that nature, unable to move.

My mom was getting on my nerves so bad last night, so i asked her to come to my room, and i ended up giving that bitch a dutch oven while she sucked on my cock.

by v1ru5 May 5, 2006

Dutch Oven

Find an attractive young girl of Dutch decent, have her put on a pair of wooden shoes and runaround in a circle until she is good and sweaty, then eat jer hot oven baked ass.
Bon Appetite!!!

I found a little trace of corn in that Dutch Oven I had last night.

by The Skipper October 27, 2004

dutch baby

The continuous licking from the anus to the clitoris (in the female) or glans (in the male.)

Kendra insisted on showering before she'd allow her lover to give her a dutch baby.

by cain batka March 18, 2007