door knob

A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!

Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.

by Michael Nicholson August 12, 2007

Door Cell

Modern replacement of the Door Bell. The action of calling your friend on their cell phone to let them know you are outside there house rather than simply ringing the bell itself.

Typical Door Cell:

Friend waiting in car: "Hey, Jake? Im parked right in front of your house."

Jake: "OK, Ill be right out."

by Adam Cerami May 23, 2008

Door Glitch

At Pyramid Plunder in the online game runescape, sometimes when you open all 4 doors in a room they wont take you to the next one. this is due to the reset system which moves the doors so its harder to find the right one. It can be emensly frustrating and time consuming.

Bob: The door glitch at Pyramid Plunder made me the woman i am today. Steven: we know Bob! shut up we dont care!

by Holmicha6000 February 17, 2009

Door Bark

When someone knocks on your door and your dog starts barking like crazy.

Dog: Bark!! Bark!! Bark!! Bark!!
Person 1: What the hell the dog barking at??
Person 2: I think someone is at the door, sounds like the "door bark".

by Latina_LC July 27, 2009

door pour

The act of opening the door of a car while waiting in traffic, extending one's head through the open door, and releasing saliva onto the ground.

Almost every time I'm sitting at a red light, I see someone in a car ahead of me open their door, lean out, and let loose a door pour.

by gingerman13 October 16, 2009

dooresterol

Fatty deposits of idiots standing in the doorways of buses or subways

"Couldn't get onto the subway today-too much dooresterol."

by ponypuncher January 19, 2010

Doorknob Double FishHooks

When doing another human being from behind in the Doggy Style, insert both pinkies in each corner of the victims mouth to gain full control and direct them to the nearest doorknob for rapid ingestion.

When Terry started talking about wedding plans during sex, I instantly initiated the Doorknob Double Fishhooks move and forcibly directed Terry over to the bedroom doorknob for a rapid polishing and punishment.

by Banana Horse December 29, 2010