Emergency Dookie

An Emergency Dookie is a poop you pretend to take when your boss is walking back into the office so you don’t get suspected of slacking off.

Oh no! The boss is back! I can’t get caught doing nothing- time for an Emergency Dookie!

by Pandaphile December 2, 2025

Nukie Dookie

The act of taking a dookie so nasty and large, it nukes the entire restroom with an absolutely horrible stench. Originated from Vicenza Middle School

"He took a Nukie Dookie in the restroom!"

by electricdreamer101 December 21, 2025

chungin' it dookie style

being a complete chung. when u are acting like a tool or doing something that is "dookie"

dude i wish i could come but i cant leave my house my parents are chungin' it dookie style

by chang chow July 30, 2009

bustin a dook

v. defecating, pooping

Give me a few minutes, I'm bustin a dook.

by Unamazing314 August 15, 2010

cut a dook

Synonymous with defecating. Taking a shit. Dropping a deuce. Cutting a dook.

Dammit! Someone is in the men's room cutting a dook!
I have to go cut a dook.

by Caliado October 21, 2015

Sneak a dook

Pooping in the dark with the lights off and door locked. Trying to take a poop without anybody knowing

I tried to go into the bathroom but the door was locked and the light was off someone was in there taking a sneak a dook trying not to get caught blowing it up

by Redzilla5150 April 9, 2020

ralph in the dooker

Vomiting, Puking

I drank too many Monster and Tito’s. Now I have to Ralph in the Dooker.

by Andy2Dope February 11, 2022