distupided

Stupid behaviour that is contagious. ie the-apple-in-a-bag game

"He was acting distupided and soon the entire class was too."

by Skanky McSkank March 25, 2005

disturbed child

1. A man of very unusual humor, consistently finding and using strange and lewd comments. Also, one who doesn't "beat around the bush".

2. One who is fascinated by fire and explosions.

3. The Provoker of naughty behavior

4. One who you don't want to piss off for the fear of violent and painful consequences.

Damn, he is one disturbed child!

by SinPathetic12 August 22, 2008

Distroud

1. Deeply agitated, as from emotional conflict, mostly from a customer who refuses to co-operate

2. Mad; insane.

I was feeling all calm and happy today until that preacher called in and lied to me about his account. Man I'm so distroud.

by HecklerSupreme June 30, 2009

ejaction distraction

An imaginary object used to distract the man during sex in order to delay ejaculation for however long he wants. Demands concentration and practice.

Henry: So did you get laid last night?
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...

by idiot_bag December 30, 2007

Social Distancing

A term Americans commonly mistake with Social Gathering

Every Country that isn't America: Social Distancing is good for you.

America: What? You expect me to be kept in my house like a prisoner?

by ProbleMaker JP April 29, 2020

Disturbed

disturbed kicks ass....

yes they should be hit by a bus....then then bus should back up and run them over again...not that would kick ass too

by ReViVe March 27, 2003

Disturbed

1. Short for "mentally disturbed"- a psychotic, retarded or very stupid person- or a person who acts that way.

2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.

1. People who listen to heavey-metal music are disturbed!

2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.

by Malcolm X-crement December 6, 2003