Dildo Lonely

When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.

L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY

by Ampy2 May 22, 2020

Dildo

Me

Put Me inside you, I’m a dildo

by Reusable Dickhead June 22, 2020

Dildo

A dildo is a boy that is literally used as a dildo by a girl. Usually, the girl is not invested emotionally in the boy & she only wants sex so he's just a dildo for her when she feels the urge.

-She lay there like a dead fish when we have sex.

- She's not that into you. You are just a dildo for her at this point.

by REGAN HUTCHINSON July 24, 2020

dildo

used to penetrate a girls pussy to cause a hard wet orgasm

oh my god this dildo caused me more pleasure than a real dick

by the big croc September 10, 2020

Dildodexterous

To fuck yourself with a dildo of any size using both hands (left or right)

When I'm feeling horny at night and one arm gets tired ill swap hands and squirt all up the wall (dildodexterous#loveit)

by anonymous September 20, 2020

dildo dip

Sauce you aquire from a dildo.

"Steve, would you wipe the dildo dip off on my toys"?

by Clemon2589 September 29, 2020

Dido

To out do ones Hampton home with a slightly more impressive Hampton home.

My mate found a pimp Hamptons home that we should buy and I was all like “Dido” and sent him a better one

by Word Slave December 5, 2020