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dildo monger

a term in which someone says you should be hit in the face with a purple dildo and get it shoved in your butt
by joshtheawesomeone May 22, 2011
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dildo

when my girlfirend put the 10 inch dildo up her hairy vagina, i wacthed her vagina get wetter and more pleasurable as i got ready to shove my 13 inch erected, cumming cock up there.
by yo mamma June 25, 2004
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dillon

n.--one's own fart
Man, I woke up this morning and there was a dillon.
by rotorcraftgod February 4, 2010
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dildo spike

A practical joke in which you throw your friend naked out of a second story window onto a dildo laced with pcp and fire ants.
Juans pretty drunk, i bet he would even be able to identify us in a felony case if we dildo spiked him!
by Dr SlangBang February 25, 2011
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pigheaded dildo

My husband is a pigheaded dildo. He can't do anything right.
by 13eautiful December 10, 2011
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walrus dildo

Google walrus dildo and click on google images. You'll thank me later.
by gronaldo44 January 16, 2017
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Diallo

Oh, here’s Diallo. He’s the rat 🐀
by Jewfuxka May 12, 2020
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