Dick Diva

1.A woman that claims that the bigger the dick is the better the sex will be.

2.Requires a man to possess a penis size larger than the average 5-8 inches to be satisfied.

3.A woman more likely to fuck horses.

And usually, if men are not as endowed as some of the dick divas think they should be, then they make up for it in other ways.

by ShoNASTY June 22, 2011

Dick Pulp

The chunky substance found near or around the mouth after recent dick sucking.

Ian wipe that dick pulp off of your mouth.

by LoveToSplooge October 12, 2009

Pee dick

When you're sucking someone's dick and it tastes urine

Friend: Did you suck his dick last night?
You: Yeah, he totally had pee dick

by queen H January 26, 2015

Dick Dash

Hitting someone in the dick with a controller

Oh Eric hit him in the dick with the controller. Jiro got dick dashed

by zhewrong February 11, 2021

french dicking

when two guy friends jerk off to the point of ejaculation, then gently press their dicks, hole to hole, so that their cum mixes together when they shoot.

Hey buddy wanna do some french dicking?

by canovoid March 2, 2011

guglielmo's dick

Too big for the word count

Did you see Guglielmo's dick....it was at least 10 inches!

by I gave him a succ February 20, 2017

dwarf dick

A extremely small penis that is smaller then your average millimeter monster.

Stephen:Yo dwarf dick what's up?
Carlos:stop making fun of my dwarf Dick you cunt

by Dwarfdickinc January 28, 2015